Fat asshole Karl Rove, who helped design and maintain the most contemptuous and opaque presidential administration since Richard Nixon's, loves transparency now that a black Democrat is charge. So he's launched a clearinghouse for documents obtained through the FOIA.

Since it's 2011 and George W. Bush is history, now's a good time to issue detailed reports charging the Bush White House with repeatedly and deliberately violating federal laws against politicking with government resources. Memories!

Last weekend, Karl Rove attacked President Obama/Democrats for accusing Republicans of soliciting foreign donations to recapture Congress in November. Tonight, Jon Stewart pointed out that Rove/Fox News did the same thing when questioning funding sources for the "Ground Zero Mosque."

Tonight, Jon Stewart discussed Christine O'Donnell and pointed out a) Karl Rove's criticism of her, and b) Rove's subsequent flip-flip on the issue after pressure from Sarah Palin/others. Then, Stewart blew holes in the "Republicans and Tea-Baggers are different!" argument.

At a GOP picnic, Delaware Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell laughed off her 1999 claim that she "dabbled into witchcraft": "How many of you didn't hang out with questionable folks in high school? There's been no witchcraft since."

After suffering public whippings from Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin, Karl Rove suddenly and magically supports Christine O'Donnell! Always has. When he was not supporting her, well, that was just a ploy to raise Internet money! Leave Karl Rove alone.

Statistics being what they are, every homophobic politician must have a gay loved one hiding somewhere. Dick Cheney has Mary. Alan Keyes has Maya. And Christine O'Donnell, Tea Party Queen of Delaware, has a lesbian sister in L.A.

How are you liking Sarah Palin now, GOP? Her endorsement of wacky Christine O'Donnell clinched her primary victory, which will cost the GOP a safe Senate seat. And now Palin has some words for a furious Karl Rove: "Buck up!"

Establishment Republicans are (understandably!) furious after last night's Senate primary in Delaware, where '90s MTV anti-masturbation advocate Christine O'Donnell defeated the more-electable candidate Rep. Mike Castle. Karl Rove, for example, is still trashing her, although O'Donnell calls his criticisms "unfactual."

How did American Crossroads, Karl Rove's "grassroots" fundraising operation, suddenly leap from $200 in monthly donations to a total of $4.7 million? Apparently 97% comes from four billionaires. A Republican Congress better reward them with some top-notch ponies! [Image: AP]

Former Bush advisers Karl Rove and Ed Gillespie pledged to raise $52 million for Republican candidates when they started their new fundraising group, American Crossroads, a few months ago. Big shots! Big money. But yeah... they raised $200 last month.

Isn't it adorable when the little old ladies of Code Pink get all radical leftist on the men who rule(d) America? Here's a white-haired lady with a cane attempting a citizen's arrest of Karl Rove at a book signing.

Populist crazy-encouraging Republican fingers like Michele Bachmann told all their nutty fans that the census was a government enslavement plot—and now there are worrying low return rates in various conservative districts. Karl Rove to the rescue!

Karl Rove was on The Tonight Show this evening to pimp out his new memoir, Courage and Consequence, but it seemed all Jay Leno wanted to do was make the man cry about his tortured childhood. The awkward video, inside.

The authors of the business book Rework noticed Karl Rove was standing between them and the number one bestseller slot on Amazon.com. So they created this awesomely fun takedown of the Republican strategist's Courage and Consequence. It's positively Rovian.

According to his new memoir, a 9-year-old Rove affixed a Nixon sticker to his bicycle, prompting a leftist girl child to give him a bloody nose. We must find this girl and make her into a folk hero.

Newly single Bush brain Karl Rove was overheard yesterday telling his Fox makeup artist that he was going on his first post-divorce date—with someone who used to work under him at the White House. Who? Well, we don't know.

(1.) How have white people still not learned to stop marveling at "articulate" black leaders? (2.) This should make a good attack ad for incumbent New York Senator and Ford competitor Kirsten Gillibrand.

The president has finally tweeted. Barack Obama's first-ever personally-issued tweet concerned disaster relief in Haiti. It's a worthy topic for any sort of communications debut, so we're sure Obama wasn't trying to reward Twitter Inc. for spanking Karl Rove.

Oh, look, Karl Rove just got divorced. Now he can finally gay marry Jeff Gannon, in Argentina. (Also this means that we totally believe Randy Quaid when he says Rove hit on his wife.)