Kanye West's giant penis did not put a baby in Kim. Kelsey Grammer will marry his mistress. Lil' Wayne's daughter gets diamonds for turning twelve. Demi Lovato hasn't apologized for punching her back-up dancer. Tuesday gossip is momentous.

Meet Trevor Neilson. His job is helping famous people "build [their] brands" by finding charitable projects for them. He's the philanthropic powerbroker behind Angelina, Ashton, Demi, Shakira, and Bono. If he ever uses his powers for evil, we're screwed.

Kanye West interviewed Rihanna for Interview magazine, and the result was the equivalent of a Jack Russell terrier burying its face in your crotch and humping.

Here, Kanye West, wearing god-knows-what, performs "Lost in the World" atop a Big Apple-themed float. Fittingly, Matt Lauer introduced him (though from the safety of his own broadcast booth—history here). Seriously, what is Kanye wearing? Watch inside.

"...Taylor never came to my defense in any interview!" Last night, at his record release show/party at the Bowery Ballroom in New York City, Kanye West went on a nine-minute tirade about, well, just about everything. This is not unprecedented.

The man just can't go a day without saying something annoying. Also today: You actually might get invited to the Wedding of the Century, Kim Kardashian is totally doing things, and an in-depth analysis of the Bristol Palin affair.

Nowadays everyone's riding the Twitter tide—even Grandma! Gather around children and listen to what Nana has to say about Kanye West's tweets.

Towards the end of a depressing Kanye West/John Legend number on Kanye's new album My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, Chris Rock comes out of nowhere and hilariously thanks a young woman using NSFW language for rocking his world. Yay, surprises!

Jon and Kate plus eight... bullies? Kanye West and Billy Ray Cyrus hate giving interviews about interesting things. Read Mel Gibson's love letters, if you dare. Spencer and Heidi renew themselves. Saturday Gossip Roundup is jamming to the beat.

Don't you hate when you go on national TV and interviewers ask you questions about stuff? Kanye West got pissed at the way Matt Lauer interviewed him on the Today show, so he's canceling an upcoming appearance on the show.

Tuesday night, Kanye West went on a Twitter rampage following his Today Show interview with Matt Lauer. Apparently, West was upset that Lauer played footage of his infamous VMA interruption during their chat. This morning, that interview aired. Watch inside.

Kanye West recorded an apology at Today yesterday to air during today's live interview with the former President. George responded with "I'm not a hater," "nobody wants to be called a racist," and repeatedly referring him as "Conway." Apology accepted?

Flying is the worst. Unless you happen to be on the same Minneapolis-New York flight as rapper Kanye West, in which case he will perform a short a cappella version of his 2005 hit "Gold Digger." Over the flight intercom.

Tonight, NBC aired Decision Points, its interview of former President George W. Bush by Matt Lauer. When the topic of Hurricane Katrina—specifically, Kanye West's "George Bush doesn't care about black people!" outburst—came up, Bush got angry. Really angry.

Kanye West has been caught causing quotation controversy once again. In this KDWB/Radio interview: the rapper compares himself to the historical Tiananmen Square Tank protester.

Kanye West confirms that a picture of his giant penis is real. Courtney Love is obsessed with her Wikipedia page. Lil' Wayne gets out of prison. Thursday gossip proudly lets it all hang out.

George W. Bush said recently that the "worst" moment of his presidency was when Kanye West said he didn't care about black people. Now Kanye has kinda apologized to Bush for calling him racist... in typical Kanye West fashion.

Former President George W. Bush told Today anchor Matt Lauer that the "all-time low" of his presidency was when rapper Kanye West said "George Bush doesn't care about black people" on live television. Hmm. Is that really the worst moment?

Kanye West's 34-minute epic music video, "Runaway," will seem genius to people who think Kanye West is a genius, and stupid to people who think Kanye West is stupid. That's just how these things work. But it's definitely worth seeing!

Dianna Agron would rather wear warpaint. Christina Aguilera's mysterious trip to the ER. Kanye West replaces his teeth with diamonds. Thursday gossip "just thought they were cooler."