Chris Pratt has made the leap from everyone's favorite friendly, loyal, but not-so-bright human puppydog on Parks and Rec to a be-muscled Hollywood action hero in Guardians of the Galaxy and now Jurassic World. "But what if he hadn't?" asked no one, "What if Andy Dwyer had to save us from the killer mutant dinosaur?"

The 20-second Jurassic World teaser released last week was notable for its lack of the one thing everyone really wanted to see: Chris Pratt. We didn't get a glimpse of our Star-Lord and savior until the last of its 20 seconds.

We've shared a lot of special moments with Jeff Goldblum over the years—Rocky Horror, The Big Chill, the time he watched us poop—but perhaps none endures as annoyingly/endearingly as his role in Jurassic Park. Which is why we keep demanding that he come back to it, and he continues gamely indulging us.

Lord Richard Attenborough, an Academy Award-winning director and actor famous for his iconic roles in films like Jurassic Park and Miracle on 34th Street, reportedly died Sunday at age 90.

When he's not busy watching you poop, Jeff Goldblum is game for all kinds of shenanigans. Need him to sing Biz Markie's "Just a Friend?" He can do that. Want him to be in your wedding photos, pretending to run away from a Jurassic Park dinosaur? Life, uh, finds a way.

Getting angry about real dead animals is one thing, but now Facebook commenters are in a rage about fake ones.

This fifteen-second video perfectly captures what it would have been like if, instead of a dinosaur, this Jurassic Park scene featured a very large bulldog named Wally.

Jurassic Park was the first movie to truly blur the line between CGI and reality, combining Industrial Light and Magic's cutting-edge computer effects with dinosaurs designed by practical effects legend Stan Winston. But screw all that—some guys on YouTube did it with toys and cardboard.

It's been a good week for Jurassic Park remixes. First we get Jeff Goldblum's freaky laugh, and now Bangkok's We Are Camera Studio has recast all the raptors in the film's famous chase scene as even-more-terrifying cats. Clever girls!

Hush all you sports haters and instead click and watch one of the best halftime performances ever by a college marching band. During halftime at Saturday’s Ohio State / Penn State football game, Ohio State’s marching band took the field and performed an ode to the music of Hollywood blockbuster films.

Dinosaurs!

Just months after making public his intentions to build a fully functional replica of the RMS Titanic, eccentric Australian billionaire Clive Palmer is already setting his sights on another larger-than-life endeavor: Cloning a dinosaur for a Jurassic Park-style attraction.

If British scientists have their way, mutant mosquitoes will soon destroy the Florida Keys. Well, not exactly. But it's a possibility, or at least something to to think about, according to the 90,000 residents who have signed a petition. The genetically-modified mosquitoes are designed to resist the spread of Dengue fever, which is apparently a concern these days in the Keys.

Like the movie it's referencing, the graphics for the new Jurassic Park video game appear to have come out of 1993. We recommend sticking with the awesome arcade version.

This all-guitar rendition of John Williams' classic score is seriously impressive. Really, all it needs is a surprise Jeff Goldblum cameo! And maybe some Velociraptors, too.

Remember when somebody slowed down Justin Bieber's "U Smile" by 80% and it became a haunting ballad? Well, I'll do you one better: here's John Williams' Jurassic Park theme, slowed down 90%—10 times as long, infinitely more awesome.

A plague of thirsty camels has overrun a small, drought-ridden town in the Australian outback. The only way to survive: Round thousands of those suckers up and gun 'em down from choppers.

Since way back in 1993, when the movie adaptation of Jurassic Park came out, we knew the popularization of Michael Crichton's dinosaur nightmare novel would be the end of us. Well, that prediction seems frighteningly close to fruition.

Can't an Evil Development Exec who's completely out of sequel ideas get some frickin' velociraptors with frickin' laser beams on their backs? [Film School Rejects]