Someone Replaced the Velociraptors in Jurassic Park With Cats
It's been a good week for Jurassic Park remixes. First we get Jeff Goldblum's freaky laugh, and now Bangkok's We Are Camera Studio has recast all the raptors in the film's famous chase scene as even-more-terrifying cats. Clever girls!
You don't want to mess with cats. They're lethal at eight months. And I do mean lethal. I've hunted most things that can hunt you, but the way these things move? Fifty, sixty miles an hour if they ever got into the open. And they're astonishing jumpers.