So the gays are officially marrying each other in California. And there are a few celebrities sprinkled in among the hordes of couples now rushing to the altar: George "Mr. Sulu" Takei of Star Trek married his partner Brat Altman today, and Ellen DeGeneres says she plans to marry her longtime girlfriend, Portia De Rossi, later this month. But what about here in New York? Which locals are going to take advantage of David Paterson's recent decision to recognize same-sex marriages performed elsewhere and fly out West to pick up a marriage license of their own?

The man who brought cool design to the soccer mom set, ceramicist-turned-home-guru Adler presides over a booming licensing business and an ever-multiplying chain of eponymous retail outlets. His husband is Barneys creative director Simon Doonan.

With Equinox, Fantasy World, Day-O and mxyplyzyk all crammed close, Greenwich Avenue perhaps embodies all that is blandly, cleanly gay of the West Village. It's a thoroughfare for harmless homos into fitness and quirky interior design. And just when you thought it couldn't have gotten anymore safely gay, Jonathan Adler went and opened a new store there.