Move out of the way, "Young Guns." A considerably more important three-person clique has emerged in the ranks of America's top Republicans. They are called "The Joe's" — don't know what's going on with that apostrophe, but okay — and they're headlining what they themselves have termed the "Political Event of the Year," a.k.a. any Tea Party fundraiser.

A man in Maricopa County, Arizona, was suspected of cockfighting, and infamous self-promoter Sheriff Joe Arpaio wanted him arrested. Usually you would just get a search warrant and arrest this person, peacefully, if there was enough evidence.

With the news of old Arizona Sen. Jon Kyl not seeking reelection in 2012, state Republicans are already considering possible successors. Is Arizona, like Egypt, "prepared for democracy," or will this bad-child state elect some nutter or authoritarian child of Dan Quayle?

When police in Arizona responded to a complaint of a man, "white and in his 50s" with his pants down and wiggling his hips in public, they found Michael Polley at his apartment door, still pantless and "immediately angry."

No longer content with the occasional on-screen cameo, television's "The Incredible Hulk" Lou Ferrigno has joined an armed posse of 55 volunteers in Arizona, led by racist Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, to hunt down illegal immigrants in the desert.

Sarah Palin was in Phoenix for a Tea Party rally on Friday, where she had the wonderful opportunity to meet Maricopa County's legally questionable, self-promoting celebrity sheriff, Joe Arpaio. And apparently he gave her pink underwear.

The Justice Department has thrown yet another lawsuit at America's loony desert dingbat moon colony, Arizona. This one, however, was filed against obnoxious self-serving tyrant Joe Arpaio, sheriff of Maricopa County, for refusing to cooperate in a civil rights investigation.

Sheriff Joe Arpaio's "Lock Up All the Mexicans, and Everyone Who Looks Mexican" platform has made him very popular in Maricopa County, Arizona. Now he's raised $2 million and is thinking of running for Governor. Tainted baloney sandwiches for all!

In a public forum on illegal immigration, Arizona State students started singing Bohemian Rhapsody—and wouldn't stop—until Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio walked off stage.

Maricopa County Sheriff and imprisoner of anyone Mexican-looking Joe Arpaio has had a political rival arrested on spurious charges and invited two publicity-starved DC Lewinsky-era GOP lawyers to Arizona to prosecute him.