The Incredible Hulk Wants To Crush Mexicans
No longer content with the occasional on-screen cameo, television's "The Incredible Hulk" Lou Ferrigno has joined an armed posse of 55 volunteers in Arizona, led by racist Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, to hunt down illegal immigrants in the desert.
At a news conference, Ferrigno said, "I am here because of my strong stance. This posse is the power of the county." Ferrigno will be joined, unsurprisingly, by pony-tailed super cop Steven Segal in a quest to rid Arizona of "illegals." Sheriff Arpaio told reporters, "They wear the same uniforms, you can't tell the difference." Yeah, but you'll be able to tell the difference when The Muthafuckin' Hulk rips his uniform off in a fit of rage out in the desert. Watch the announcement: