"Why do people hate Anne Hathaway?" asked Yahoo! Shine. "Why do women hate Anne Hathaway (but Love Jennifer Lawrence)?" posed the Cut. "Why is everyone hating on Anne Hathaway at 2013 Oscars? (TWEETS, GIF)," wondered the Huffington Post. "Is it a gender double-standard - or is it her face?" quizzed Salon.

Kick off your finest shoes, walk to the nearest hospital, then stand there waving the American flag and repeating your vote until it is counted — the polls have already started closing in some states!

Legendary comedienne Joan Rivers had to be escorted out of a Burbank, California Costco by police after she handcuffed herself to a shopping cart in protest of the retailer's ban of her bestselling book, I Hate Everything... Starting With Me.

Joan Rivers has always pushed boundaries and since Andy Cohen's circus-like talk show barely has any to being with, you just knew things were gonna get wild when she stopped by tonight. In this segment, she discusses making jokes about Whitney Houston, Kate Moss and Auschwitz, and also mentions a one night stand with Robert Mitchum. It's pretty crazy. Hilarious, but crazy.

Joan Rivers tells the Daily Telegraph she has had 739 surgical procedures to her Silly Puddy face. We all knew it was a lot, but, damn Joan, that is pathological.

No one should be surprised that Joan Rivers hits the bong every now and again. That she likes to burn one down. She would just puff, blaze, and toke on dat green chron every 420, if she had her way.

For a segment on E!'s Friday night guilty pleasure Fashion Police, comedic warhorse Joan Rivers found a picture Jersey Shore tequila swiller Snooki tweeted of her and her cat and decided to make a string of rather amusing and absolutely crass double entendres about Snooki's pussy. This is why I love this show. Not only is Joan hilarious, but Kelly Osbourne laughs hysterically and seems shocked. If you can shock Kelly Osbourne, you know you said something really fucked up.

Michael Lohan peeps through Lindsay's windows and tries to bust into her house. Natalie Portman gives up veganism for her fetus. Joan Rivers uses vodka as deodorant. Nicki Minaj will share a stage with Britney. Monday gossip spent the weekend stalking its loved ones.

On today's Access Hollywood Live, Joan and Melissa shared tales of their "biggest fight ever." It also just so happens to air tonight on Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best's season finale. Who would have thought?

Joan Rivers was on The Talk to discuss her reality show with her daughter Melissa. Proving to be more entertaining than the rest of the hosts combined, any chance we could just have her there permanently?

Selena's nineteen years old and the Biebs is merely a fresh-faced sixteen-year-old with famous hair. After deeming Selena to be a "bombshell," Joan tore apart the odd couple in ways only she could.

Among the many people on Joan Rivers' List To Bash last night (others included "that bitch" Betty White and Suri Cruise), Kate Gosselin and her magical life-giving uterus were a primary target.

There were just as many gorgeous gowns as there were total flops at this year's SAG Awards, and thus Joan Rivers and her posse of cruelness had a ball dissecting the options.

Today at Gawker.TV, Jesse Eisenberg produces snooze-worthy SNL promos, the debut of Joan and Melissa Rivers' reality show, and James Franco channels 127 Hours and gets his arm stuck in a mini-fridge backstage at the Daily Show.

While you were busy tuning in to the State of the Union, the rest of us were watching the series premiere of Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?, the mother-daughter duo's new reality show. This is what you missed.

Today at Gawker.TV, Joan Rivers and the Fashion Police name their "Worst Dressed" at the Golden Globes, James Lipton makes a cameo on The Simpsons, new Archer, and Kim Kardashian flirts with Kanye on the premiere of her new show.

Today at Gawker.TV, Joan Rivers details her list of celebrity targets, Snooki and Joy Behar kiss and make up, Betty White drinks Grey Goose for her 89th birthday, and Kathie Lee and Hoda give an enthusiastic throw to commercial break.

For two weeks, Anderson Cooper is taking over Larry King's old CNN time slot. Tonight, during a chat with Joy Behar, Phyllis Diller, Kathy Griffin and Joan Rivers, Cooper admitted his love for Oprah Winfrey and OWN's programming. Watch inside.

Joan Rivers visited The View today, and immediately came out swinging against Whoopi Goldberg for her repeated defense of Mel Gibson. Goldberg, obviously taken by surprise, wasn't happy about the chat, which was extremely tense—and awkward. Watch inside.

Today at Gawker.TV, the Sister Wives welcome another wife, Joan Rivers makes fun of Mariah Carey's (maybe?) baby bump, Snooki and JWoww confuse Regis Philbin,and an ode to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills resident ball of cute named Jiggy.