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Lopez on Lopez: JLo's Foray into Intentional Comedy
Florabel Mulvaney · 01/19/10 12:29PMAnderson Cooper Saves Boy as CNN's Haiti Coverage Reaches Strange Apotheosis
Adrian Chen · 01/18/10 10:24PMAlso, Jennifer Aniston May Be Dating Your Thanksgiving Leftovers, Too
Foster Kamer · 11/28/09 11:45AMDick Joke Involving Child-Rearing Expert Tom Cruise Gets Funnier
Foster Kamer · 08/01/09 09:40AMJ-Lo: Duane Park
Valerie Flame · 07/16/09 03:52PMImus Producer Was Actually First to Call Sotomayor 'J-Lo' For No Reason
Pareene · 06/05/09 09:40AMFinally, Someone Brave Enought To Call Sonia Sotomayor "J-Lo"
Pareene · 06/01/09 11:44AMWhile at first blush it may seem inappropriate to compare Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor to Jennifer Lopez simply because both are Latina women from modest backgrounds, you've got hear conservative commentator Debbie Schlussel out: she's got a compelling argument for calling Sotomayor "J-Lo":
Which Magazine Spiked This J-Lo Profile At Her Request?
Hamilton Nolan · 10/07/08 10:11AMDid you know Jennifer Lopez once had a nervous breakdown? Or that she's a pretty big fan of crackpot religion Scientology? By the standards of the average modern celebrity profile—where a diarrhea story counts as a scoop—this is pretty good material. So why did it end up running today in Tina Brown's newly launched Daily Beast, instead of in a real magazine? Because a real magazine spiked it. Because they were scared of J-Lo! Sez the Beast:
STV · 07/09/08 04:20PM
There's troubling news out of Pasadena today as we're hearing Jennifer Lopez's Latin eatery Madre's is "closed until further notice." The 6-year old restaurant shuttered July 1 with little more heads-up than a sign in the window; the appliances have not yet been liquidated in exchange for a month's supply of J-Lo's preferred organic twin formula, as far as we know, so perhaps the staff just needs a summer's rest from bad tomatoes and/or Stephen Hawking's infamous, mechanized flirtations. But don't fret! Recent developments ensure easy stargazing at the Newsroom Cafe these days, and in any case, we can sympathize with La Lopez; restaurants are a tough go, and Lord knows she's got enough damn people to feed at home these days. [TMZ, Photo Credit: Getty Images]
Kate Moss Just Wanted To Powder Her Nose, Jerks
Ryan Tate · 06/09/08 06:35AM"J.Lo Butt" Scam Threatens NYC Ass Health
Hamilton Nolan · 03/09/08 12:33PMWARNING: An unauthorized butt enhancer may be on the loose in Manhattan. The Post breaks an EXCLUSIVE story this morning about Kimberly Smedley, a wanton, unauthorized woman with no medical training who offers black market silicone injections out of an East 39th St. hotel. For $1,600, Smedley promises women "J.Lo butts." But if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.
JLo's Baby To Drop This Spring
Erica · 10/10/07 04:40PMJohn Mayer Is So Punk Rock
Emily Gould · 05/10/07 09:09AMGossip Roundup: The Continuing Lohan-Ratner Saga
Jessica · 05/01/06 11:13AM
• Though Lindsay Lohan and director Brett Ratner are "just friends," the 19-year-old starlet flipped when she found him in bed with his girlfriend, Alina Puscau. If we saw Ratner in a lusty state of undress, we'd lose our shit, too. [Page Six]
• Rush Limbaugh turns himself in on prescription drug charges and is released an hour later on $3,000 bail. Surely that harrowing experience has taught him a lesson. [TMZ]
• At the Capitol File party following the White House Correspondents Dinner, rapper Ludacris and Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia talk about music. As expected, Scalia loves Word of Mouf. [Lowdown]
• Feeling that perhaps Dallas wasn't the best career move, J.Lo drops ICM agent Ed Limato in favor of William Morris' Dave Wirtschafter. If Wirtschafter talks shit about her in a major magazine, it can only help her career. [Page Six]
• Broadway producers Fran and Barry Weissler pinch-pennies, lose surefire hit production because of thrifty hotel choice. [R&M]
• Rupert Murdoch refuses to give Daily News gossip Ben Widdicombe any marriage tips. The much-younger, Asian wife speaks for herself. [Gatecrasher (2nd item)]