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Debi Mazar Gives Us a Cooking Lesson

Brian Moylan · 01/17/11 01:07PM

You may not know that actress, food blogger, and all-around awesome lady Debi Mazar is hosting a new show on the Cooking Channel called Extra Virgin. To celebrate the launch, she taught me how to make pancakes!

Acid-Tripping Housewife Can 'See All the Molecules'

Max Read · 01/16/11 08:44PM

As every college student knows, there is almost nothing funnier than watching a person try to narrate her acid trips. Especially when that person is a housewife in the year 1956. As she says, "I can see all the molecules!"

The Creepiest Taylor Swift Cover You'll Ever See

Matt Cherette · 01/16/11 06:13PM

I suppose all of Taylor Swift's songs are inherently creepy—due to their lovesick desperation—but this cover version of "You Belong With Me" by New York-based actress/comedienne Erin Markey takes it to a whole new (and surprisingly entertaining!) level.

What's Opening in Theaters Today

Richard Lawson · 01/14/11 06:45PM

Here in bleakest winter it's nice to have things to look forward to. Like movies! Let's take a look at what movies are coming out today, from green hornets to adultery dilemmas to Thai martial artists.

Here's the Best Moment from Oprah and Suze Orman's Octomom Intervention

Matt Cherette · 01/14/11 05:07PM

On today's Oprah Winfrey Show, she and financial powerhouse Suze Orman performed a financial—and psychological—intervention on "Octomom" Nadya Suleman. The best part of the show, however, involved awkward lesbian jokes related to Suleman's addiction to approval from women.

Jared Loughner's Ex: 'He's Faking Everything'

Jim Newell · 01/14/11 02:35PM

Thanks for participating, Kelsey Hawkes, but another ex-girlfriend of Tucson shooter Jared Loughner, Ashley Figueroa, has emerged on television. Figueroa also dated Loughner in high school, and she brings the dirt: "I think he's faking everything."

5-Year-Old Terrorized by Eyebrow Wax

Maureen O'Connor · 01/14/11 01:55PM

Child abuse infomercial Toddlers & Tiaras has outdone last week's episode—which featured a 2-year-old in a cone bra—by finding a pageant mom to force her screaming, begging, and crying 5-year-old to get her eyebrows waxed on television.

Cancer Scientist Loses Laptop with Years of Research Data

Adrian Chen · 01/14/11 11:43AM

Scientist Sook Shin had two years of prostate cancer research on her laptop when she and her husband stopped at a local Panera for dinner in Oklahoma City. The computer was stolen, and now prostate cancer will never be cured.

This Is Mark Zuckerberg's New Home

Ryan Tate · 01/13/11 01:41PM

After we published photos of his old house—and he gave Oprah a tour—Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg moved out, relocating to a new security camera-studded home a few blocks away. Now his neighbors are gossiping—and they've sent us pictures.

Snooki Sluts Up an 11-Year-Old

Maureen O'Connor · 01/12/11 03:15PM

Doing publicity for Snooki is a pretty straightforward. You put her in a vaguely inappropriate context, aim a camera at her, then wait for media outlets to stumble into your trap. Example: Snooki making over an 11-year-old.