Five years from now, Marty McFly will show up in Hill Valley to save his kids. We wanted to see just how prophetic Zemeckis was in 1989, when he designed Hill Valley: 2015. Find out after the jump!

Massachusetts congressional candidate Sean Bielat, after running an ad showing his openly gay opponent, Rep. Barney Frank, doing gay dance moves, has now shared his opinion on gays serving in the military: Short people can't serve, so why should gays?

Some staffers at the DC bureau of ABC News aren't happy with the August hiring of "distant outsider" Christiane Amanpour to take over the Sunday talk show, "This Week." They really just wanted a boring DC insider. Boo hoo.

Friday is here, which means movies! It's a fairly quiet week for releases, but let's take a look anyway. Mostly, this week's movies are about g-g-ghossssts! We've got Paranormal Activity 2 and Hereafter, plus a couple of indies.

Finally, it seems that The Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak is in on the joke that is... Kim Zolciak. Watch this new promo video for "Now That Sort Of Sounds Like Music," containing all two of Zolciak's hits!

During the Night of Too Many Stars, Tina Fey graciously offered up her personal calendar. Inside, she goes through a year of photo spreads—which include her shirtless, with washboard abs, as Justin Bieber, and as twins of herself.

As a student at Princeton University, the son of California gubernatorial candidate Meg Whitman—one of the school's most celebrated donors—was accused of sexually assaulting a classmate. This is the story of the explosive accusation and its quiet aftermath.

Slate's prudish advice columnist Dear Prudence received a question from a woman dating a man with a tiny, tiny penis. Prudence's response today focuses on love and relationships, but skimps on the sex. We'll get down to the itty-bitty nitty-gritty.

During a story about Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino's new book on Access Hollywood Live, Jenny McCarthy posed a very important (if not mind-blowing) question: Is the man whose book teaches how to "creep on chicks" and "avoid grenades" actually unattractive?!

Choosing a Facebook profile photo is very serious business. It's the visual that will greet high school acquaintances, jealous exes, and your parents' friends when they search you out. The image you project is entirely determined by your photo choice.

Kevin Jonas, the freakiest member of funk-metal band The Jonas Brothers, is selling his Westlake, Texas home for $2.2 million. Imagine the insane sexual craziness that went down between those walls. I'll bet you can almost smell the debauchery.

A Guardian reporter interviewed Sarah Palin while she was giving autographs to her fans. Sarah put her Sharpie marker on a book, a hat, and an American flag. The latter of which is against the law!

Today, we learned that Christine O'Donnell didn't know the Constitution established a separation of church/state. Tonight's Larry King Live tackled the issue, but it wasn't the discussion that entertained—it was King's hilarious set-up of the segment. Watch inside.

A miracle of technology has allowed us to see Jessica Alba naked, even though she swore never to go nude in a movie: She filmed a Machete shower scene in her undies, which retouchers later peeled off, with computers.

Sarah Palin hit Twitter today to endorse another "Mama Grizzly": John "Sky-Lasers" Raese for Pennsylvania's Senate seat! While Raese must appreciate the nod, he probably wishes she'd endorsed him for West Virginia's seat instead, since that's where he's running.

Meet Cecilia Cassini, an 11-year-old fashion maven who has her own clothing line and is set to star in an inevitable reality show. She was on Nate Berkus's little talk program last week and good god. Kids are no more.

"You were being rude to Bill," said Stephen Colbert to Whoopi Goldberg on The View today while discussing The Great O'Reilly Walkout. Colbert was joking, natch, but Goldberg wasn't in a laughing mood. Oh! Colbert also stormed off the set.

"Debate Madness Week" continued this morning with another battle between Delaware's Christine O'Donnell and Chris Coons. Coons only had to recite the damn First Amendment to O'Donnell, to prove that religious freedom is established within it. O'Donnell still looked skeptical!

Is there anything cuter than a sleeping puppy? Not likely. But wait! How about a sleeping and dreaming puppy, full of little yelps and half-barks and everything else that makes non-sleeping puppies so cute? Yes, yes, definitely cuter. Video inside.

Notorious dingbat Sharron Angle, Harry Reid's Nevada Senate challenger, addressed a high school's Hispanic Student Union last week and proceeded fuck something up, right on schedule. Apparently some of the Hispanic kids looked "a little more Asian" to her. Huh?