Here's the first minute of San Diego ABC affiliate Channel 10's 11:00 AM newscast from September 12*, video of which hit the web yesterday. Everything that could have gone wrong did. Everything. Yes, folks—worst newscast ever. Watch inside.

Tomorrow's election map looks much like 2006's, but with the parties reversed: the ruling party will probably lose the House, possibly lose the Senate, and probably win a California gubernatorial election for consolation. Here's a preview.

Let us now give praise to some college kids who did something clever and upstanding. Their school was plagued by a shouting, anti-gay preacher. The school couldn't legally kick him out. Solution? Students took their own message to his church.

Christine O'Donnell produced a fancy 30-minute campaign ad. Unfortunately, she forgot to buy air time in advance, and can't seem to get it on TV. Now she's tweeting angrily about how Delaware public access television is out to get her.

Last night, Bill Maher played a final montage of Christine O'Donnell's craziest statements—things like, "Condoms don't help!"—before playing a Halloween message from the ladybug herself, during which she decries the "Satanic" holiday's "human sacrifice" element. Videos inside.

Yesterday, we published the anonymous account of a young man from Philadelphia who had a naked sleepover with Delaware GOP senatorial candidate Christine O'Donnell three years ago. Some people did not like that! Here's why we'd do it again.

Jenny McCarthy discovered the art of self-pleasure with the help of her teddy bear Tubby. It helped lessen the guilt by having someone else take the religious load off her shoulders. A generation of teenage boys thanked her.

With his approval rating "hover[ing] in the low 20s" and an election day referendum to reverse his greatest legislative victory, California's steroidal governor is set to leave on a low note. His fancy fingers, however, will continue to shine.

Want to check out the schedule, set-up, and every other miscellaneous detail for tomorrow's "Rally to Restore Sanity And/Or Fear" in Washington? We've obtained a copy of the official permit, pages of which you can check out below.

Three years ago this week, an intoxicated Christine O'Donnell showed up at the apartment of a 25-year-old Philadelphian and ended up spending the night in his bed. Here's his story—and photos—of his escapade with the would-be Delaware senator.

Today, Thandie Newton visited The View to promote Tyler Perry's For Colored Girls. After Joy Behar noted that Newton was cast after Mariah Carey—subject of rampant pregnancy speculation—dropped out, Newton explained why: "[Carey] is pregnant." Oops? Video inside.

Think Christine O'Donnell's Delaware Senate campaign is scared of the media amplifying her every word for delicious mockery? Because apparently her campaign manager threatened to "crush" a Delaware radio station in court if they, uh, posted an interview tape online.

Joan Rivers visited The View today, and immediately came out swinging against Whoopi Goldberg for her repeated defense of Mel Gibson. Goldberg, obviously taken by surprise, wasn't happy about the chat, which was extremely tense—and awkward. Watch inside.

Some Halloween costumes offend the senses. Some are just plain offensive. Here's a handy guide to 12 racially charged Halloween costumes, whether you can get away with wearing them, and what to do if you accidentally bought a racist one.

In Part 2 of our series sifting through the pages of Canadian mezzo-soprano Justin Bieber's autobiography First Step 2 Forever, we turn to his romantic side. The book educates us in the Bieber's chief pursuit: girls. So many girls.

On last night's episode we saw the terrible lemur's return of one Jennifree Q. Humphrey, Brooklyn's most hated daughter, the Sephora eyeliner department's most loyal customer, and our favorite character. And by "favorite" we mean "make her go away."

Today, the ladies of The View heatedly discussed probably-racist Sharron Angle's definitely-racist campaign ad. During the chat, Joy Behar let her opinion of Angle be known—loud and clear—when she screamed, "She's going to hell, this bitch!" Video inside.

Northwestern University, champion of the stern administration email! Last year, some Northwestern kids had the bright idea of dressing up in blackface for Halloween. This year, the dean's not taking any chances. "Pimps and hos" and "gangsta" parties are unacceptable.

We finally got our copy of Canadian soul chanteuse Justin Bieber's new autobiography First Step 2 Forever, and we are so excited to share it with you! Let's ease into the material with some textual pictures, shall we?

The Financial Times' John Gapper weighs in with a new and elegant solution to the riddle that is deadbeat photographer Annie Leibovitz's descent into insolvency: Rich art collectors have no interest in buying her photographs, because they're not that good.