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Super Mario Jesus Flip Book

Mike Byhoff · 01/06/10 11:50AM

Here's a brilliant flip book of Super Mario, re-imagined as Jesus, kicking ass and taking names. Even the princess isn't safe from a brutal kick to the face.

US Economy Crippled by Churches

Hamilton Nolan · 12/28/09 09:46AM

How is the American economy supposed to limp its way back towards some pitiful semblance of prosperity when every time a city has a nice space that would be perfect for a cash-earning business, woops, a church just stole it?

Santa and Jesus Take On South Park

Anderson Evans · 12/23/09 12:40PM

South Park might not have existed had it not been for the corporatism of Christmas. Here's a look at two paramount characters that have been around since the beginning: A maker of toys and a fisherman of souls.

Jesus Was Not a Transsexual

Ravi Somaiya · 11/04/09 09:08AM

A play called Jesus, Queen of Heaven, about the bearded one wanting to take a walk on the wild side, hitch up his/her robes, paint his/her nails and become Jesus-ina or whatever is upsetting christians.

'Ronn. Ronn. Ronn!'

Hamilton Nolan · 10/20/09 09:26AM

Incompetent superflack Ronn [sic] Torossian: Just when you're trying to ignore him, his outbursts interrupt an ABC newsman trying to interview fraudulent faith healer Benny Hinn. Twice. Ronn is such an asshole he embarrasses Benny Hinn. Watch and be amazed.

Swine Flu Officially a Tool of Satan

Hamilton Nolan · 10/09/09 09:14AM

The deadly Mexican Pig Flu's dirtiest deed yet: Coming between you and the literal body and blood of Christ. You will pay dearly for this, heathen microbe.

Creativity Folded Into Ad Age

Hamilton Nolan · 09/11/09 02:01PM

In your unforgettable Friday media column: Creativity magazine folds, a high school paper bravely outs its school's Jesus-tainted food supply, medical journals are full of ghostwriters, and the WaPo's most infamous marketer resigns.

TV Pharisees Doubt Blago of Nazareth

Hamilton Nolan · 09/01/09 04:03PM

These news anchors just love to laugh and chuckle and mock Rod Blagojevich's new book where he compares himself to Jesus. Guess who was also mocked, by primitive Roman "news anchors"? Jesus the first. And history repeats.