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Jeffrey Epstein Kept Company in Jail By His Alleged Lesbian Sex Slave
Hamilton Nolan · 07/22/09 10:40AMBernie Madoff's Only Regret
Hamilton Nolan · 07/20/09 08:39AMFight Club-Inspired 17 Year-Old Starbucks Bomber Suckerpunched In Jail
Foster Kamer · 07/18/09 04:15PMWhy Is Bernie Madoff in a Southern Prison?
Hamilton Nolan · 07/16/09 09:45AMPerez Hilton Apologizes For Being Perez Hilton
The Cajun Boy · 06/25/09 02:36AMPrison Isn't the Same Without Payes
cityfile · 06/15/09 12:30PMThe Post has a follow-up to its story last week about the Hasidic man who hosted a bar mitzvah party for his son at the downtown prison known as the Tombs. It turns out the prison chaplain, an Orthodox rabbi, also allowed the same inmate to host an engagement party for his daughter a few months later. And he wasn't the only inmate who received special treatment. Another inmate was permitted to have a satellite truck set up outside the prison complex so he could watch a relative's wedding via a live feed from Israel; other inmates were allowed access to the rabbi's private office, so they could use his "unmonitored phone to call sports bookies and criminal cohorts." The rabbi hasn't been dismissed yet; he's only been suspended for two weeks. So if you're planning to commit a crime, it really couldn't hurt to keep this costume with you at all times. Even if you don't get caught, at the very least you won't have to go shopping when Halloween rolls around next year. [NYP]
Government Not Totally Cool With Weed
Hamilton Nolan · 06/12/09 10:54AMNot Kosher: Prison Parties
cityfile · 06/11/09 11:43AMMayor Bloomberg says the city will launch an investigation into who permitted an inmate at the Tombs to host a bar mitzvah for his son inside the prison, an event that included catered food, 60 guests, and six hours of hora dancing. "Clearly, this is not something that should have taken place," Bloomberg said this afternoon. Should we take this as a sign Bernie Madoff's jailhouse Passover seder is not happening next year? [NYP]
Inmate #61727054: You've Got Mail
cityfile · 05/08/09 11:04AMGoing to prison is about to get a lot less boring. The federal prison system is introducing email to imprisoned inmates! "It's a way for inmates to still keep in touch with their families and still maintain community ties," says a spokesperson for the Bureau of Prisons. Officials say that the communications will be monitored to ensure that "no convicts are trying to scam from behind bars." But does this mean that Ruth Madoff will set up an AOL account— ruthiem212@aol.com appears to be available!—so she can shoot off messages of support to her husband behind bars? Will Raffaello Follieri begin sending sad love notes to Anne Hathaway? The possibilities boggle the mind. [NYP]
Kari Ferrell Living Like a Real Criminal
Hamilton Nolan · 05/05/09 09:13AMMadoff Family Already Learning Prison Slang, Cooking Skills
Hamilton Nolan · 04/13/09 08:28AMBernie Madoff: The Ready-Made Card
cityfile · 03/18/09 01:30AMWe can't guarantee your card will make it through: Bernie Madoff is being held in isolation at the moment, and it's unclear if isolated prisoners have access to their mail. But it's worth a shot, no? To improve your chances, be sure to follow the prison's official rules: For instance, any letters that contain money will be sent back immediately. (But you weren't really going to send him more cash, were you?) Simply print the card out, write a personal message, apply a stamp, and drop it in the mail. Just don't hold your breath waiting for him to write back. [Previously]
Madoff Pleads Guilty
Hamilton Nolan · 03/12/09 09:29AMConrad Black Finds Prison Rather Stimulating
Hamilton Nolan · 03/03/09 10:32AMJohn Forte, His Hair Finally Free
Hamilton Nolan · 01/26/09 01:31PMRaffaello Follieri Reduced to Green Polyester
cityfile · 01/15/09 09:32AMJust because Raffaello Follieri is sitting in a prison cell doesn't mean his legal troubles are over. Yesterday five former employees told a judge that the fraudster cheated them out of $1 million in wages that were promised to them back when Follieri's firm was "working with" the Vatican on "real estate deals." Anne Hathaway's ex wasn't in the courtroom to respond to the allegations; he participated via video hookup from Pennsylvania's minimum-security Loretto Federal Prison Camp. The worst part: the former Prada aficionado had to wear a green prison uniform for his TV appearance. Sounds miserable, doesn't it? If you're beginning to feel sorry for Raffi—or you happen to have some extra time on your hands today—perhaps you'd be interested in cheering him up with a belated holiday card? Be our guest! Raffaello's contact info is below.
Baghdad Shoe Thrower Will Be Rich, If He Survives
Hamilton Nolan · 12/16/08 09:56AMJail Threatened for Yet Another Rogue Library Borrower
Sheila · 08/28/08 11:19AMLast week, cops in Wisconsin apprehended a 20-year-old girl who worked two jobs, cuffed her, and hauled her into jail for the failure to return two library books—one of which was an Oprah Book Club selection. This week, a Maine old lady is being threatened with jail time for refusing to return a library book:It's about sex and puberty, and she deems it dangerous for kids: "I'm going to hang on to the book, your honor." Reports the Sun Journal:
Failing to Return These Library Books Will Get You Arrested
Sheila · 08/22/08 09:44AMThis sweet-looking 20-year-old lady was handcuffed and arrested over two overdue library books in Wisconsin. We know you're wondering which books they were: "Janet Fitch's best-seller White Oleander (a 1999 Oprah Book Club selection) and Angels & Demons, author Dan Brown's precursor to The Da Vinci Code." Check out the incident report, via Smoking Gun: