We're hearing that bachelor millionaire playboy and New York Observer owner Jared Kushner has a new playmate! The two of them have lots in common. Both love to discuss their recent acquisitions (and, of course, their fathers'), and we imagine that their shared Ivy League backgrounds also provides much pillow-talk fodder. Unfortunately, they are doomed to be just friends, as Ivanka Trump is most certainly not a Jew. Too bad, really; their kids have some intense super-genes at their disposal. For the official word from Jared's spokesperson, it's just that "they're buddies."

The best part, by far, was the model of the 12-story 47-unit building, designed by Audrey Matlock, which LIT UP! Through the miniature glass fa ades, the lights reflected their gentle glow onto the well-cared for hides of the wealthy gathered like moths around it. Lady Cavendish, sweat seeping through her cake-makeup, swayed in a full length fur coat and Ivanka Trump nearly concealed her desire to punch us, then kiss us. Later developer Robert Gladstone, a nice-smelling older man, told us about 20% of the units are sold. They range in price from a cool $1 million for a 1br to just under $5 million for a two-terraced unit. No word on whether you get a discount if you have a view of Gehry's dastardly IAC headquarters.

· So what were the mayor and Paris Hilton gabbing about at the Grammys after-party the other night? Music, of course, and maybe a little bit about her thoughts on his citywide WiFi initiative.
· Burglars are loose in the Hollywood Hills! No worries, though, as it seems they're only targeting millionaire country stars.
· Mallfight!
· Don't think for a second that Ivanka Trump is some kind of spoiled brat: The Donald would take that house away from her so fast if she ever missed a mortgage payment.

• Andy Dick touches Ivanka Trump gets thrown off Jimmy Kimmel [YouTube]

Ah, the "Books I recommend" post. What better way to give your readers a sense of who you are, how literature has shaped and informed your life, and what words and stories move you. The list you see above comes from a relatively new blog, but we're sure you'll agree that these two selections show a person of culture, refinement, and genuine class. The reader in question? Step forward Ivanka Trump. What other surprises lie in store at her blog? You'll just have to explore for yourself, because, come on, our whole goddamned day is spent between the Tinz and the 'Toos. Cut us some goddamn slack already.

The time: 9 a.m.

The date: December 15th

The pace: Madison Avenue at East 58th Street

Sighted: Ivanka Trump walking north on Madison, confidently battling traffic and crowds in precariously high heels, full makeup and power suit.

Autotote gaming heir, Luke Weil, sued Johnson & Johnson heir, Jamie Johnson, to stop his documentary, "Born Rich," from being distributed. The documentary includes several obnoxious quotes by Weil, who says he was tricked into speaking on film. The documentary also includes appearances by Ivanka Trump, Si Newhouse IV, Georgina Bloomberg, and Vanderbilt/Whitney scion, Josiah Hornblower.

· Matt Drudge reports that Mayor Mike was furious at the Rolling Stones for lighting up on stage. [Drudge]
· Movie critic Richard Roeper's new book includes a chapter titled, "12 Reasons Why I'll Never Attend a Freddie Prinze Jr. Film Festival" that lists every leading role Prinze has ever had. [Page Six]
· Robert Downey Jr., spotting a pile of beers in the snow in Utah, says, "Oh, I don't drink these days...I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs." [Page Six]
· Nick Kurzon and Jamie Johnson's documentary, Rich Kids has sold out at Sundance. The film follows wealthy New York kids, including Ivanka Trump, through their last year of high school. [Page Six]
· Director John Lee Hancock is having a problem with his new movie, The Alamo: his extras are too fat to fit into their uniforms. [Liz Smith]
· Charlie Rose promises to broker a dialogue about China and Tibet between Richard Gere and Henry Kissinger; Liza Minnelli causes a stir at a nearby gay bar when she's spotted exiting a fast-food joint; and Richard Meier is accused of being a spotlight hog for a WTC design on which he collaborated. [NY Daily News]

NY Mag has just released its "Where to Eat" issue, and it looks like red meat and home cooking are the themes for 2003. The Cult of Atkins is probably responsible for most of it, but it may also be a function of the Southern culture that seems to be quietly infiltrating New York.