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Billy Ray Cyrus Is The Hillbilly George Clooney
Douglas Reinhardt · 05/14/08 06:15PMIt'll Be The Easiest Twenty Bucks You'll Ever Make
Douglas Reinhardt · 05/01/08 02:15PMJamie Lynn Spears Might Be Pregnant, But She Refuses To Be Barefoot
Douglas Reinhardt · 04/28/08 05:35PMWhile Jamie Lynn Spears may be seventeen and unmarried and pregnant, the Zoey 101 star refuses to become barefoot and pregnant. According to inside sources, Spears has found even wearing the simplest pair of flip flops to be taxing and annoying in the final days of her pregnancy, but she does not want to embody anymore clichés circling her current situation. Spears felt its bad enough that she's pregnant and unmarried, but to be barefoot as well? That would make her want to die.
Genius Bar, My Ass!
Douglas Reinhardt · 04/24/08 01:25PMA distraught Rachel McAdams left the Mac Store after waiting over half an hour to get some help with her recently purchased MacBook. McAdams was at the end of line of people who apparently were incapable of understanding how their iPod worked. It was then that McAdams decided to fall back on training she received on the set of Mean Girls; she sighed and paced around the Genius Bar in a real huff, exuding all of the bitchy qualities that Lindsay Lohan taught her, but it was all for naught. McAdams then asked the person ahead in line if she could go ahead of him, but the man explained that if he doesn't get his iPod fixed ASAP, he can't work out. And if he can't work out, he'll gain weight and get depressed. He closed by saying that McAdams wouldn't want that hanging over her head.
So, You Don't Like The Outfit I Bought You?
Douglas Reinhardt · 04/21/08 12:20PMIn a Forgetting Sarah Marshall inspired moment of honesty, Kiefer Sutherland told his girlfriend, Siobhan Bonnouvrier, that he doesn't care that much for the clothing she picks out for him. Sutherland told his gal pal that he's far more comfortable in a V-Neck from American Apparel than the giant scarves the 24 star has been forced to wear lately. She quickly corrected him, explaining that there's a BIG difference between a scarf and a pashmina. Sutherland started to remove the pashmina and said, "Well, whatever it is, I don't like it and it's spring so why I am even wearing it?"
Katherine Heigl Hopes To Replace Smoking With Exercise
Douglas Reinhardt · 04/18/08 05:30PMThe embattled 27 Dresses star has been looking to change her public persona from a chain-smoking emasculator (who occasionally gorges on the sweets) to the bright and smiley persona she so frequently portrays on television and in the movies. Heigl's first step is to start practicing Tai Chi on a daily basis, which friends told her might help her kick her smoking habit. Also, as she politely put it, practicing this ancient art should help "keep Joshua interested. He is a rock star, after all."
It's Just That I'm Used To Menus With Pictures Of The Food On Them
Douglas Reinhardt · 04/18/08 02:10PM
Zombie Strippers star Jenna Jameson struggled with the menu at New York eatery, Pastis. Jameson struggled with selecting with her meal; as she told the server, she isn't used to ordering off menus without pictures on them. When it came time to order, she ust placed her finger on a random item and said that she'll have that. Much to Jameson's dismay, the server brought out a plate of calamari and clams, but she sucked them down nonetheless.