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Goldblum Goes In For The Kill

Douglas Reinhardt · 08/28/08 12:50PM

Jazz musician/actor Jeff Goldblum was spotted prowling the urban jungle of Manhattan on Wednesday afternoon. At first, it appeared that the Goldblum had trouble readjusting to the hustle and bustle of the Big Apple. According to onlookers, Goldblum looked pensive while trying to enjoy a cappuccino at a café. The witness said, "It seemed like he was really missing L.A." After leaving the café, however, his frown turned upside down when he began chatting up a young filly. According to another onlooker, Goldblum did not appear to be as pensive as before, adding, "It looked like he was using the old 'I'm new to town' routine and I think it worked."

Kirsten Dunst, Celebrity House Painter

Douglas Reinhardt · 08/19/08 12:35PM

Spiderman 3 star Kirsten Dunst was spotted sneaking out of a Soho highrise and into a pickup truck this morning. In between projects, Dunst has been earning a second income as a house painter; she's been getting up bright and early in order to finish a house-painting job out in Ronkonkoma. Dunst's co-workers have nothing but sparkling praise for her. One co-worker said, "I thought she was going to be, you know, high maintenance. You know, 'Ew, my clothes have paint on them. Why does it smell? Why do we have to listen to classic rock all day?' But no, she's been a trouper. Some days, I don't think she's showered from the day before."

Foxy, Do You Have To Wear A Backpack? I Feel Like I'm On 'To Catch A Predator'

Douglas Reinhardt · 08/18/08 05:10PM

Taking a break from his campaign to play the Riddler in the next Batman film, Brian Austin Green went to lunch with his gal pal, Megan Fox. During the meal, Green wondered why the Transformers star was lugging around a giant backpack with her instead of her purse. Fox then confessed that the recent earthquakes made her afraid of losing her most valuable possessions, so now she's started carrying them around with her. She then proceeded to list out the contents of the backpack to a shocked Brian Austin Green. It includes: a makeup bag, two designer sweat suits, flip flops, books on Marilyn Monroe and Jayne Mansfield, a laptop, Michael Bay's ego, a ton of scripts, running shoes, an assistant, four different sets of sunglasses, two Blackberry batteries, a lead paper weight, Mad Men season one on DVD and some tadpoles she caught down by the river. Green was rather impressed by Fox's ability to carry on all that weight, but was still a wee bit weirded out by the backpack.

Mary Kate Olsen Hopes You Don't Notice Her Boyfriend's Hat

Douglas Reinhardt · 08/18/08 01:45PM

Notoriously camera shy star Mary Kate Olsen appeared to be even more camera shy than usual while out in New York City over the weekend. It appeared that Olsen was second-guessing her decision to let her new beau leave the house wearing that ridiculous hat. Upon entering the eatery, Olsen politely asked if he would remove the hat, saying that it made him look like the long-lost fifth member of the Be-Sharps. The man responded with a clear and firm "No way. I'm trying to bring back the barbershop look. These things are going to be flying off the shelves in Urban Outfitters in three months. The straw skimmer hat is here to stay, kiddo."

Nah, It's Cool. I Can Talk. What's Up?

Douglas Reinhardt · 08/14/08 11:15AM

Apparently unconcerned with the prospects of inconveniencing his lunching companions at Orso, The Day The Earth Stood Still star Keanu Reeves took a phone call when the waiter was about to take everyone's order. Reeves told his friend on the other line that he was free to talk and talked for a couple of minutes in a fairly calm voice. One of his tablemates rolled their eyes as Reeves carried on his conversation, then whispered to the rest of the table, "I don't really mind him talking. I just wish it was something interesting, you know? So, I could have something to send into a cool blog or TMZ. You know, I want to be the cool person on the internet for a change." At which point one of the other leaned across the table, grabbed their hands and whispered, "One day, you will. Just not today. Now, could you please pass the olive oil?"

Eva Longoria Parker Is Going To Make It Rain!

Douglas Reinhardt · 08/07/08 11:00AM

After filming a scene for the upcoming season of Desperate Housewives, Eva Longoria Parker took out a stack of bills and began to count out loud at a very high volume. One crewmember asked if Longoria Parker was going to practice her stealth tipping skills, but the popular actress said that her husband is the undercover tipper in their relationship. Another crewmember thought that Longoria Parker might be headed to the Spearmint Rhino to make it rain. Longoria shook her head and said, "Wrong. All wrong. It's my snack money for when I see Pineapple Express at the Americana tonight, dudes. Skittles and James Franco, crazy delicious!"

Katherine Heigl Scrubs In For Another Shift

Douglas Reinhardt · 08/05/08 11:00AM

Much like the first day of elementary school, Katherine Heigl spent a decent portion of her first day back on set catching up with the cast and crew of the popular medical drama Grey's Anatomy. When it came to time to explain what she did over her vacation, an uncomfortable silence filled the parking lot. A pensive Heigl kicked at a few imaginary pebbles then explained that she's got to listen to her lines on her iPod in her car and added that she might check out that 'cake fart' website everybody is raving about as well.

"OMFG! Katie Holmes & Me Are Totes Wearing The Same Leggings!"

Douglas Reinhardt · 07/31/08 02:54PM

A Queens resident may have had the highlight of her week or year when she ran into Katie Holmes. Rose Smith was surprised to see the famed wife of Scientologist Tom Cruise, but was shocked to see that she was wearing nearly identical outfits. Smith said, "I would've assumed that Katie's an Anthropologie girl, but she was wearing the same tights that I got at Urban Outfitters. How cool was that? I totes asked her if she needed any help though. You know that blink once, if you're cool. Blink twice, if you want me to get my brother and his truck."

'Sounds Divine! Let Me Finish My Hermione Juice First Then Let's Go!'

Douglas Reinhardt · 07/29/08 06:00PM

Harry Potter film series star Emma Watson appeared to be the life of the afterparty in Windsor over the weekend. With the aid of what Watson referred to as her "Hermione Juice," Watson bounced around the party, serving as a makeshift hostess looking for an afterparty after the original afterparty. After searching for a few minutes, Watson discovered an after-after party in a dorm room at a nearby university.

Whatever You Do, Don't Tell Gerard Butler That You Didn't Like 'P.S. I Love You'

Douglas Reinhardt · 07/29/08 03:40PM

Popular actor Gerard Butler was not in the mood for surly comments about his filmography while out clubbing in New York City. The Nim's Island star heard a mixture of cheers and jeers as he hopped from hot spot to hot spot. Briefly waiting to get into a club, Butler said, "It's either 'Tonight we dine in hell!,' or what was with P.S. I Love You. Don't get me wrong, it's good to have fans, but sometimes you don't want to be reminded of the past when you just want to go out and hear some Katy Perry and have fun!"

Somebody Is Embarrassed To Be A Gossip Girl

Douglas Reinhardt · 07/28/08 05:30PM

On the Manhattan set of Gossip Girl, Leighton Meester tried to use her script to shield herself from the sun, photographers, and any Blake Lively/Penn Badgley full throttle make out sessions. Meester doesn't mind that her co stars are enjoying their relationship, it's just that she minds the fact that it happens all the time: in between takes, while setting up the lights, while at lunch, in line at Starbucks, Waverly Inn and on the L train. Meester said, "I love people in love, but sometimes, you need to be considerate of those around and take it into a dark alley or your trailer."

This Is Exactly Why You Don't Bring Your Significant Other To Your Job

Douglas Reinhardt · 07/21/08 03:20PM

Fedora enthusiast Samantha Ronson had trouble focusing on her job at a party in the Hamptons over the weekend. Ronson was constantly checking over to her shoulder to see what her gal pal, Lindsay Lohan, was up to. Ronson placed one ear bud over her left ear while using the other ear to keep up with Lohan's conversation. Unfortunately, Ronson was still not able to hear over the din of the crowd and her next musical selection. Ronson managed to catch the tail end of Lohan's epic story about how she spilled various sodas to test out the power of her recently purchased Shamwow. Lohan comforted Ronson after her set and apologized for telling stories about their favorite new infomercial purchase without Sam being there to join in on the conversation.

Tom, Do You Like My New Look?

Douglas Reinhardt · 07/16/08 04:00PM

Katie Holmes debuted her new look for husband Tom Cruise while visiting the set of the ABC series Eli Stone. Holmes thought the look combined two of her favorite elements: high fashion and being a mom. Cruise nodded in agreement and also complimented her on taking him up on his recommendation to wear gloves while drinking coffee. Later on, Cruise was overheard warning Johnny Lee Miller that, "They don't put that warning label on the cup just for kicks, you know."

Robert Blake, Still Creepy After All These Years

Douglas Reinhardt · 07/14/08 01:25PM

Actor Robert Blake wondered what happened to all of his fans while out for his morning coffee in Los Angeles. After all, at the height of Baretta's popularity, he couldn't walk down the street without somebody saying, "That's the name of that tune," to him. Blake said, "Nowadays, whenever people see me walking the down the street, they run away. They run across the street. Walk out on their jobs. I've seen it. They just get up and go. I don't get it."

These Are Some Slick Shoes, But Iron Man Might Wear Something Cooler

Douglas Reinhardt · 07/11/08 05:15PM

A Foot Locker referee assisted Robert Downey Jr. in finding a pair of running shoes on Thursday. While the Iron Man star was browsing a section of more affordable pairs of shoes, the referee insisted that Downey check out another section of running shoes. The ref added, "Come on, you're Iron Man. Live a little. Let's take a look at the executive line. It's like you're running on fluffy bags of cotton candy when you go with the executive line."

Megan Fox: Recreating Your High School Nightmares, One Day At A Time

Douglas Reinhardt · 07/09/08 04:40PM

In preparations for a potential SAG strike, popular actress Megan Fox has begun to explore other avenues of interest. For instance, she thought she might be able to start her own business. Fox said, "So many people have told me that I remind them of that girl from high school that they either couldn't get a date with or that I'm, like, that girl who was really mean to them in English class. You know, the one with all of jokes that left scars that didn't heal until well after college. Maybe even graduate school. So, I thought why not help people get on with their life?" Fox's initial plan for the business would involve recreating those traumatic moments, but with positive outcomes the second time around including carefully constructed comebacks and dinner dates at a local Applebees.

That's Not My Wet Spot, Encino Man

Douglas Reinhardt · 07/07/08 04:30PM

Brendan Fraser, star of the upcoming Journey To The Center Of The Earth, noticed a mysterious wet spot appearing on his designer t-shirt after posing with a child. Fraser gave the child a glare and asked him to explain the stain, but the child said that the wet spot was there when Fraser picked him up.

David Hasselhoff To Spend Summer Scaring London Tourists

Douglas Reinhardt · 07/02/08 03:25PM

America's Got Talent judge David Hasselhoff got off to a rousing start of his second job, scaring tourists on London's South Bank. Hasseloff explained that he really isn't scaring the tourists as much as offering them a pleasant surprise and the opportunity to have their picture taken with a celebrity. Hasselhoff did admit that we were a rough patches in the beginning where he popped up from behind the embankment and there was nobody there. Hasselhoff felt a bit embarrassed, but he said that there's a learning curve with every new venture. Hasselhoff opened to have all the kinks worked out by lunch time on Thursday.