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Where the Hudson Meets the Charles
Richard Lawson · 04/09/08 12:51PM"This Meeting of the Lemoncake Stupid Society Is Adjourned."
Richard Lawson · 04/07/08 04:30PM"So How'd You Do It?" "Well, I Used My Thumb and Index Finger Like This."
Richard Lawson · 04/04/08 08:13AMMeet The Lucky Guy Who Gets Paid To Massage Gisele Bundchen's Ass
Molly Friedman · 04/02/08 12:35PMAs Tyra Banks loves to remind us, modeling is hard, okay? Sometimes you have to sit in chairs for really long amounts of time while people make you look pretty, and sometimes you even have to get out of those chairs to stand up and move your arms and stuff. But after seeing these pictures of Gisele Bundchen getting her ass squeezed by a fluffer while shooting a fashion spread, it turns out we didn't know the half of it. Apparently, sometimes, models even have to endure butt massages while they work! A closer look at Bundchen's behind, and the men assigned to perfect it, after the jump.
Sharon Stone In the Middle of Doing an A Capella Version of "Chariots of Fire"
Richard Lawson · 04/02/08 12:18PMListen, Jack Bauer Doesn't Hold Hands With Just Anybody, Babe
Douglas Reinhardt · 04/01/08 02:30PMTV's Kiefer Sutherland shied away from even the very faintest sign of PDA while in New York City's Meatpacking district this morning. Sutherland seemed far too concerned with the commotion in the building across the way, wondering if he would have to be called into some 'neck snapping' action. In addition, Sutherland remarked to the mystery woman, "How can I hold your hand AND smoke my cigarette AND carry my umbrella all at the same time?"
On The Prowl With Chace Crawford
Douglas Reinhardt · 03/28/08 01:15PM
The Gossip Girl star kept a low profile waiting to meet with a mysterious friend in New York City. Crawford was reported to be humming the choruses of popular *NSYNC songs while killing time. After a half hour or so, Crawford had grown visibly impatient and decided to leave. Crawford told one of the photogs that if you're not going to be able to meet up for coffee, then you should at least hit somebody up on their beeper, so they can rearrange their life accordingly. Geez!
Every Night Is Prom Night For Kate Bosworth
Douglas Reinhardt · 03/26/08 03:30PMFirst, my friends and I are going to get ready at our hotel. Did I tell you that we got a hotel for the night? Yeah, we got a hotel in the city for the night. What's the point of going back to New Haven after all the fun we're going to have? So, we're going to have a make up artist and a hair stylist get us all glammed up and then, after that, my boyfriend and his friends are coming into the city. I guess that our parents are going to come and take like a bajillion photos of us. It's always good to have a lot of pictures though. Then after that, we're going to have dinner at the Waverly Inn. Maybe we'll get to see Chace Crawford & JC together or maybe even an Olsen twin!?! Do you watch Gossip Girl? I love that show. I hope we see somebody from that show when we're in the city. After dinner, we're gonna go to the prom and I know that probably my boyfriend and his friends are going to be a little drunk and I might be, too, but it doesn't matter, we're still going to have a good time. I hope that the DJ plays that OneRepublic song and then who knows what's going to happen after that? We are staying in the city after all.
Sisterhood of the Traveling Batsuit
Richard Lawson · 03/26/08 03:00PMJames Caan Gracefully Slides Further Into His Cranky Old Man Phase
Douglas Reinhardt · 03/24/08 06:20PMAnd another thing about these fuckin' kids today is that they don't know how to wear a pair of pants. How do you fuck that up? Whatever happened going down to Brooks Brothers and having some tailor taking your measurements and coming back with a pair of pants that fits? And what's with all the typing on the phone? Whatsamatta with everyone? Suddenly, we've all become Mr. Greenjeans and we can't pick up a phone and talk to somebody? I gotta e-mail my own son in order to ask him how he's doing. Mr. Big Shot never has the time to pick up the phone.
Gazing Into the Future, Actress Vows To Become Big Starlet, Dress Like Harlot, Act Like Scarlett, Date Guy From Good Charlotte
Richard Lawson · 03/24/08 01:00PMSo This Is What It Feels Like When Doves Cry
Douglas Reinhardt · 03/20/08 03:45PMEthan Hawke was spotted meeting a future version of himself in the meatpacking district of New York City. Future Ethan Hawke, who has travelled back in time seven years, asks present Hawke to stop losing parts to Josh Brolin. He also reassures him that it's okay to do a big studio picture every now and then. Before returning back to 2015, Future Ethan Hawke tells him that our work would one day be appreciated, especially their literary efforts, then quickly added to seriously think about it the next time an offer to do a cable TV series comes in.
'Hills' Star Plans On Eating Her Feelings Away
Douglas Reinhardt · 03/20/08 12:15PMReality TV and TMZ punch bag Heidi Montag has come to the conclusion that America isn't exactly laughing with her and Spencer, but rather, at them. To combat her feelings of sadness, Montag plans on eating this big brown bag of ribs, watching Mean Girls (she can so relate), reading The Secret one more time (because she didn't quite get it the first time) and, finally, having more "revenge" plastic surgery.
Enormous Umbrella Shield Fails to Protect
Richard Lawson · 03/20/08 09:00AMMiley Cyrus' Creeper Beeper Is Blowin' Up!
Douglas Reinhardt · 03/17/08 06:15PMOld Romanian Woman Wins Lottery
Richard Lawson · 03/14/08 02:25PMEva Longoria Parker Is Not A Very Good Listener
Douglas Reinhardt · 03/11/08 04:15PMFH: "The kids have got me burning the candle at both ends. It's either they want this or they want that and it always changing. We hate cupcakes. No, we love cupcakes. You know, make up your mind about what kind of treats you want to bring in for your class on your birthday, already? And Bill is no help either. He's been in a funk ever since the Coen Brothers stopped returning his calls. I always tell him that sure they might be geniuses, but they're still creepy. The Coens don't have the market cornered on being creepy geniuses. Then there's my agent. This effin guy keeps on hounding me to do this Zac Efron movie. It's a nice payday, but it doesn't challenge me as an actor. I want to be challenged with my craft. I was nominated for an Oscar! Uff. I don't know anymore, Eva. I really don't know."