I thought Wonkette had a monopoly on Heidi Montag coverage. The guys at Wonkette are obsessed with her!
How are they back together today in NYC, when they where just broke up in LA last night on the show the Hills? I just don;t understand???
"ZOMG Officer, your hat totes matches my jacket! Can I try it on? PLEEEEZE?"
"For the eighth time, Ma'am, no. And your boyfriend is a tool."