[Actress Katie Holmes leaving the Broadway theatre where she's performing these days, daughter Suri (perpetually done up like a Victorian doll) in tow; image via INF]

[Katie Holmes out in New York today; image via INF]

[Model Agness Deyn and fashion designer Henry Holland in London; image via INF]

[Lauren Conrad and Lo Bosworth from "The Hills" taking a late cab ride home after a long night of clurrrrbin'; image via INF]

[Supposedly rehabbed actor Jesse Metcalfe leaving a Los Angeles bar last night; image via INF]

[Actress Michelle Williams, master of the sensitive mope, with her whiz-kid film director boyfriend Spike Jonze in New York last night; image via INF]

[The pop sensation leaving a taping of The X Factor, Britain's American Idol; image via INF]

[Lindsay Lohan in Los Angeles; image via INF] miasma-protege's new line beats the original, Actress Gives Completely Incorrect Hand Signal.

[Lance Bass, former NSYNCer and current Star with whom there is Dancing, on that show's set yesterday; image via INF]

[Supermodel Heidi Klum filming a commercial in Los Angeles yesterday; image via INF] bringmemyTofu's new line beats the original, "Oh Dear, Get Me A Blanket. I've Prettied Myself Again."

["Body of Evidence" actress Madonna in New York last night; image via INF] SidAndFinancy's new line beats the original, New 'Moon Stilettos' All The Rage At Madonna's House

[ZOMG, it's Robert Pattinson who plays the sexy vampire person in that sexy vampire movie "Twilight" that everyone is totally going to seeeeeeeeeeee; image via INF] TedSez's new line beats the original, If He Were A Real Vampire, He'd Be Signing Blank Pieces Of Paper. And, Um, This 'Open Caption' Would Be Blank, Too.

[Actress Lindsay Lohan outside of a English nightclub called Faces yesterday; image via INF]

[Actress Lindsay Lohan with security detail in London; image via INF]

[Actress Jennifer Aniston (who was funny on "30 Rock" last night!) with her on again, off again boyfriend singer John Mayer, in Soho last night; image via INF] homobot v3.0's new line beats the original, "Stop Paying Attention To Us! Wait Wait Wait, No. Don't Stop."

["Gossip Girl" actress Taylor Momsen on the New York set today; image via INF}

[Pop singer Britney Spears with her actress sister Jamie Lynn at an alligator farm near their Louisiana home yesterday; image via INF] Weegee's bored's new line beats the original, "Well There It All Went, Huh?"

[Actress Natalie Portman on the New York set of "Love and Other Impossible Pursuits" today; image via INF]

[Tom Cruise and wife Katie Holmes in New York today; image via INF]

[Ashley Olsen, mogul, outside the David Letterman show last night; image via INF] Aaron_Altman's new line beats the original, Tiny Star Stands Before Her Daily Judging Committee.