In a very-interesting (yet very fake—Howard was green-screened into the show from New York) interview, Howard Stern suggested that Charlie Sheen continue his "winning streak" by starting his very-own Sirius radio show.

On The Daily Show, Jon Stewart and Howard Stern discussed the relative craziness of Charlie Sheen and Glenn Beck, with Jon remarking that Charlie is crazier, as you can "fleck off his skin and smoke it like meth."

Howard Stern just showed the right way to be a celebrity on Twitter: He live-tweeted a 4pm airing of his 1997 movie Private Parts on HBO this afternoon, offering running behind-the-scenes commentary and explaining the real events that served as the basis for some of the scenes. It was cool!

The night after Oprah Winfrey served as Piers Morgan Tonight's first guest, Howard Stern took to the program to accuse the Queen of Daytime of stealing Phil Donahue's format. Then, Stern called Jay Leno "insane" and "a crook." Watch inside.

Oprah consoled depression with the biggest mac 'n' cheese binge in history. Kelsey Grammer likes to wear women's panties. Johnny Weir realized he was gay while watching Pretty Woman. Keira Knightley is single. Thursday gossip eats its emotions.

In your sunny Thursday media column: Howard Stern returns to Sirius, the NYT social media editor disappears, Brenda Starr dies, errors galore, and more!

Multiple penis pictures hit the market—will we see West's wang? Katy Perry plans a monochromatic wedding. David Arquette wishes he didn't talk shit about his estranged wife's sex life. Thursday gossip has 20/20 hindsight and bionic penis-vision.

David Arquette is "begging" Courteney Cox to get back together with him. He's so torn up, he called his good friend Howard Stern to talk about it—and dished about their sex lives, "methodical" lovemaking, and extramarital relationships.

Lindsay Lohan admits she failed a drug test; now she faces jail! Russell Brand placed under citizen's arrest for paparazzi beatdown. Did Elle whiten Gabourey Sidibe's face? Paris Hilton's plea deal. Saturday Gossip Roundup is not eating brunch.

Howard Stern, lover of feuds (like this one, or this one), has found a new enemy: sexxxy broadcaster Larry King. After King scoffed at the thought of being replaced by him, Stern fought back hard on his radio show yesterday.

We were too busy trying to find something to watch on TV to actually attend the Sex and the City 2 premiere. Luckily fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern went in our stead. Here is her adventure.

Radio maven and Howard Stern sidekick Robin Quivers delivered a dose of reality today on The Wendy Williams Show. When asked about Precious star Gabourey Sidibe, Quivers pointed out the obvious barriers the actress' weight pose to her burgeoning career.

This morning, Howard Stern challenged Fox News' Megyn Kelly, host of American Live, to play Marry, Fuck, Kill with a triumvirate of Fox News blowhards: Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck, and Sean Hannity. Talk about a rock and a hard place.

Buzz Aldrin, the second man on the freaking moon, is shown here at Howard Stern's studio ogling Porn Star Jesse Jane. I guess there's nothing more American than an Astronaut staring at a pair of breasts.

After recent rumormongering by Howard Stern that implied that Jamie Foxx might be gay, the singing actor took to the radio to explain how straight he is. It has something to do with pizzas and showers.

Howard Stern defends yesterday's rant about "enormous as a planet" Gabourey Sidibe: "Obesity in this country is out of control," and he just wants everyone to be healthy. Since when does acknowledging a fat person constitute "tacitly" promoting obesity?

"Mother-daughter stripper pole" is a phrase you don't hear often for a reason. Gwyneth Paltrow spends time with another male musician. Howard Stern makes fun of Gabourey Sidibe. Vigilante sorority closes in on Roethlisberger. Wednesday gossip crosses the line.

Today at Gawker.TV, Bill Murray's zany antics on The Late Show, forgetful Robin Roberts, the best sinister laughs from Sci-Fi movies, How I Met Your Mother's teacup pigs, and Howard Stern's Leno-bashing appearance on The Early Show.

The day after Leno's Tonight Show premiers, The Early Show invites Howard Stern onto their show to discuss bash Jay Leno. Stern didn't hold back, saying the mere mention of Leno's name makes him want to vomit.

Howard Stern has organised a beauty contest — with a cash prize — for Tiger's ladies next month. So far four have agreed to to take part. Rachel Uchitel is sadly bound by a confidentiality agreement and can't. [The Times]