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How to Succeed in the Male-Dominated Workplace
Hamilton Nolan · 10/31/11 02:51PMHow to Use Your Cell Phone on the Subway
Brian Moylan · 09/22/11 03:58PMHow to Poop at Work
Brian Moylan · 09/14/11 02:08PMIt's a sad inevitability. No matter how hard you try, how accurately you plan, how much you control what you eat, it's going to happen at some point: you will have to poop at work. It's where the biological meets the professional and it's always, pardon the expression, a shit show. Let's try to make it easier, shall we?
The Scathing Takedown Rules
Hamilton Nolan · 09/01/11 10:56AMHow to Remain Productive While Unemployed
Hamilton Nolan · 08/29/11 10:45AMHow to Pose for the Perfect Mugshot
Brian Moylan · 08/17/11 03:24PMHere's What Else You Can Invest In
Hamilton Nolan · 08/12/11 12:28PMHow to Celebrate 'Odd Day'
Lauri Apple · 07/09/11 03:25PMHow To Handle Rowdy Teens Without Shooting Them
Hamilton Nolan · 06/21/11 11:32AMThomas Dunikowski of Marine Park, Brooklyn, has become a folk hero of sorts among the "I really loved that movie Falling Down" demographic for leaning out of his window with a rifle and opening fire on a group of rowdy teenagers who were raising a ruckus outside his house. (See "purported" video of the shooting here.) Completely unnecessary! It is, in fact, possible to deal with the depths of teen awfulness without resorting to gunshots.
How to Get Out of the Most Common Kinds of Trouble
Remy Stern · 06/14/11 10:35PMWhat Not to Do When Being Profiled by the Media
Hamilton Nolan · 06/13/11 11:15AMPhilippe Reines (pictured, at left) is Hillary Clinton's longtime adviser/ flack/ purse-toter. He's an inveterate gossip-spreader, self-promoter, and berater of reporters on behalf of his boss. And he loves to be recognized for his work! So the fact that Reines is profiled in the Washington Post today is not a surprise. What is a surprise: after all these years, Reines still has no idea how to not come off like an asshole.
How to Take a Dong Shot
Brian Moylan · 06/02/11 05:31PMHow to Respond to Media Criticism
Hamilton Nolan · 04/27/11 12:55PMLet's Bring the American Work Day Back Under Control
Hamilton Nolan · 04/13/11 03:42PMHow Not to Get Fooled on April Fools Day
Brian Moylan · 03/31/11 05:53PMLearn How to Interpret Body Language
Marisa Gladstone · 03/29/11 04:35PM"I am attune to a more celestial level then is present" equals "oh my god," according to this video that will teach you how to speak body language and succeed at every social interaction. Watch and learn, folks.
Learn How to Cook While Intoxicated with My Drunk Kitchen
Lisa Gagliardi · 03/28/11 11:45AMOver indulging in booze and stuffing your face right before bedtime go hand in hand. Join Hannah while she makes some yummy mac n cheese with a couple of secret ingredients.
Balance a Ruler at the Edge of a Table With This Neat Science Trick
Lauren Soroken · 03/23/11 02:25PMUsing only some string and a hammer, watch as gravity and other complicated scientific concepts make it possible for a ruler to balance on the very edge of this table! Now go impress your friends.
The Banksy Meme: How to Do a Graffiti Masterpiece
Leah Beckmann · 03/23/11 01:15PMInterested in a career in graffiti? This how-to video carefully illustrates how to pick a successful code name, how to hone your craft, and where to gather inspiration.