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Is Yoga Out of Control? (Yes)
Hamilton Nolan · 05/04/10 12:05PMHippies Take Formal Stand Against Rat Vagina Stimulation
Hamilton Nolan · 04/14/10 04:11PMSure, You're Broke. But at Least Grandma's Moving in With You.
Hamilton Nolan · 03/18/10 03:13PMCornell Braces for Deadhead Hippie Invasion
Doree Shafrir · 02/11/10 02:01PMBig Money Ruins Everything
Hamilton Nolan · 01/25/10 03:09PMDan Sheridan is just a humble folk singer up there in Aspen, Colorado, who listened to his heart and sung a little tune talkin' about how the city folks come on into a place like Aspen with their fancy cars and fancy furs and big money and change things for the worse—maybe those folks just don't quite understand the magic of the mountains, which you can't buy with a big old pile of money, hmm? So of course the evil corporation that controls the venue where Sheridan was playing fucking fired him, because, hey, these are paying fucking customers here, what are you, crazy? Take that hippie shit out to the woods and play around a hippie bonfire or whatever, hippie.
Starbucks Is Back, Bitches
Hamilton Nolan · 01/21/10 12:45PMRemember that place called "Starbucks" back in the day? Hahaha, people used to go there and drink coffee and things and instantly stereotype themselves by walking into this "Starbucks," a magical portal to a narrowly defined world of laughable cultural stereotypes? No wonder it totally fell off the map of relevance last year and disappeared into the thoroughly unsexy world of hobo coffee.
George Leonard, Hippie Superstar
Hamilton Nolan · 01/18/10 10:24AMNo-Lock Hippies Totally Asking For It
Hamilton Nolan · 01/14/10 12:58PMApparently there are people who live in cities who don't lock their doors? My mom used to leave her car unlocked in a small Florida beach town, but that stopped after her car was stolen. This is different: these are people who live in large metropolitan areas and leave their homes unlocked, and, worse, talk to a reporter about it. The NYT had no trouble tracking down about a million of these people, to discuss their insouciant disregard for locking mechanisms. Although most insisted on remaining mysteriously unidentified by geography and surname! Fear factor. For the first person who can successfully track down "Matt," your prize will be three free televisions: