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Here Are All the Stupid 'This or That' Questions from Tonight's GOP Debate
Matt Cherette · 06/13/11 09:31PMTonight in New Hampshire, seven Republican candidates for president in 2012—including Michele Bachmann who just announced her candidacy—shared the stage for the primary season's first debate. The showdown was moderated by CNN's John King, who asked tough questions like "American Idol or Dancing with the Stars?"
Pizza Man Says Tea Party Patriots Aren't Racists
Jeff Neumann · 06/09/11 05:32AMFormer pizza mogul and current GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain told CBS yesterday that it's "ridiculous" to call Tea Party Patriots racists. You can blame a few bad apples who make racist signs and say racist things and email racist pictures maybe, but don't paint the entire "movement" with the same brush, ok? The Tea Party is all-inclusive:
Herman Cain Makes a Pledge That He Would Absolutely Break
Jim Newell · 06/07/11 04:41PMYou all are proud passengers aboard the Herman Cain Train, yes? It's basically a cake-walk for the Republican presidential candidate, at this point, to win the presidency by 100 percentage points. So now we should only bother ourselves with what he'll do when he's in the Oval Office. And apparently he won't sign any bills longer than three pages.
Herman Cain Is an Unstoppable Musical Force
Jim Newell · 06/01/11 11:42AMFormer Godfather's Pizza CEO Herman Cain is doing just well enough in the polls, now, to afford a country music video for his presidential campaign. Look at all of the white conservatives here, trying to show how not-racist they are. They will ride the "Herman Cain Train" with Herman Cain, sure! No problems with that! Race is but a social construct!
Herman Cain Makes Announcement: 'Shucky Ducky'
Lauri Apple · 05/21/11 02:15PMPost-Debate Focus Group Overwhelmingly Agrees: Obama Is a Socialist
Jim Newell · 05/06/11 12:42PMLive Coverage of the First Republican Presidential Debate
Jim Newell · 05/05/11 07:57PMFive Republicans — Herman Cain, Tim Pawlenty, Rick Santorum, Gary Johnson, and Ron Paul — are debating political stuff in South Carolina at tonight's First Republican Presidential Debate. Where are the "good candidates," you ask? They're busy, doing anything else. But that's no matter; The Pizza Man and Anal Leakage don't need Mitt Romney's help to put on a show. Let's record all the slaps in this Palmetto Punchout, right here. Turn on the Fox News Channel, now!
Pizza Guy Will Not Appoint Muslims to His Administration
Max Read · 03/28/11 11:17PMHow do you pick which Republican presidential candidate to support? They all say they hate Sharia law—but they'd probably all immediately hire al Qaeda members upon being elected to office. All of them—except for Herman Cain.
Republican Presidential Candidates' First Proto-Debate Is Today
Jim Newell · 03/07/11 12:47PMThe Republicans' slow limp towards the 2012 election will attempt another lunge forward today in Iowa, as some of the declared, half-declared, and likely future declarers meet for their first candidates' forum. While it's exciting that they'll be in the same physical location in an actual early battleground state, though, it's unclear how much interaction they'll have.
Pizza Man Makes Savory GOP Presidential Candidate
Jeff Neumann · 03/06/11 03:46PMDo you know who Herman Cain is? It's okay, because no one else really does either. But he might be running for president! And he has some serious qualifications: Cain used to run the Godfather's Pizza chain. Mmm. And if that doesn't tempt your taste buds, the AP has some more info on this mysterious pizza man: