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Meet the Lady Who Cuts Rick Perry's Famous Hair
Jim Newell · 08/17/11 12:53PM Let's just deal with the Rick Perry hair situation right here and now to get it out of the way: It is beautiful and lush, perfectly coiffed, and the source of his 10 straight election wins.
Gov. Goodhair may have a touch of gray these days, but Jack Shafer, for one, would still molest him. And now you can meet his famous hair stylist/barber/whatever, Dixie, in this clip! Her trick: She uses scissors. No, that's just normal. She uses witchcraft, let's say.
Is the TSA Racial Profiling?
Hamilton Nolan · 08/16/11 01:08PMIf You Have to Shave Your Beard, Shave It Like This
Max Read · 08/05/11 12:12AMTom Offer-Westort used to be a guy with a big shaggy beard and shoulder-length hair. Now, he's... not. Luckily for the internet, his friend, filmmaker Peter Simon, made sure he did the big shave "in style," and created this nice little video—kind of a Vimeo Peanut-Butter Solution—of the event. Enjoy it, before Norelco turns it into an ad. [via Reddit]
Your Sperm Needs a Coat
Hamilton Nolan · 07/21/11 02:59PMLady Gaga Shows Off Turquoise Pubes and Armpit Hair
Maureen O'Connor · 06/20/11 04:21PMWomen Wanna Talk All High-Pitched When They Think You're Fine
Hamilton Nolan · 06/17/11 03:59PMFeather Hair Craze Leads to Shortages, Rooster Genocide, and Women Banned From Fly Fishing Shops
Remy Stern · 06/08/11 04:01AMThe whole country has gone feather-hair-extensions mad-so mad that women are descending like locusts upon fly-fishing shops nationwide looking for hackles, those feathery-things that can double as hair accessories. This report from the Seattle Times starts out so ominously, you can almost hear the duh-duh-dun punchline in the background.
Barber Bites Customer's Ear 'in Half'
Max Read · 06/04/11 11:49AMWoman's Hair Stolen at Bus Stop
Max Read · 05/22/11 04:30PMBrazilian police are looking for a thief who allegedly stole a woman's hair while she waited in line at a bus stop. Not, like, by pulling it out! The man apparently used a "knife-like weapon to cut the hair while the woman turned her back to him (she "thought the man was going to steal her purse"). Police believe that it will be sold to some kind of shady wig-maker, which is, all things considered, the least-gross possibility.
America's Top Racist Has Dandruff
John Cook · 05/11/11 02:45PM3 Out of 3 Celebrities Agree: Little Mermaid Hair Is 'In'
Maureen O'Connor · 05/04/11 11:44AMJim Carrey Got a Really Stupid Haircut
Brian Moylan · 04/11/11 01:32PMHow on Earth Are We Going to Fix Donald Trump's Hair?
Brian Moylan · 03/30/11 02:18PMCan You Guess the Celebrity by the Hairstyle?
Brian Moylan · 03/23/11 02:02PMLady Gaga Has Some Seriously Questionable Grooming Habits
Brian Moylan · 03/18/11 04:01PMDo Not Take a Picture of This Guy's Hair
Max Read · 03/18/11 03:07AMIf you are picture-shy—as Texas resident Johnathan Washburn is—you are advised not to assault people who photograph you—as Mr. Washburn did—because then the police are required by law to take a picture of you, and give it to anyone who asks. Which is why you are loooking at a picture of Mr. Johnathan Washburn, courtesy the Austin Statesman and the Austin Police Department. (Washburn allegedly grew angry with a fellow who took a photo of his "mohawk" and demanded that the photograph be erased; the situation escalated to the point where Washburn hit the guy with his skateboard. It's unclear whether or not the offending photograph survived the assault, but Washburn's mug shot more than makes up for it.) [Austin Statesman via The Daily What]
Zach Galifianakis Closes SNL with a Brand New Hairdo
Matt Cherette · 03/13/11 01:16AMJustin Bieber Has Cut His Hair
Richard Lawson · 02/21/11 05:36PMAfter hinting that he might on Twitter a few hours ago, we now have photo confirmation that miniature pop figurine Justin Bieber has done the unimaginable. The tiny wee creature has cut his famous hair. Gone is the shaggy sweep of tresses, replaced by a thickety bramble of mouse-brown locks. Will a nation weep? So far, his legions of Twitter fans seem to have rallied behind him in this confusing hour. A nation, no, a world, watches.