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Hamilton Nolan · 04/25/14 01:00PM
Adam Weinstein · 04/09/14 01:12PM
Burn Planet Fitness to the Ground
Hamilton Nolan · 03/20/14 11:59AMWatch What Happens When Arnold Schwarzenegger Goes Undercover at a Gym
Taylor Berman · 01/22/14 11:03AMBooting a Bookworm Off the Treadmill, Bachelorette Partying with Your Husband's Mom, and Other Questionable Advice
Caity Weaver · 03/07/13 06:06PMNo, You Can't Work In
Hamilton Nolan · 06/01/12 09:04AMThere I was, at the gym, the other day, sitting there, on a piece of gym equipment, in between sets, taking a short break, a moment's rest, a slight breather, if you will, and along comes this gym guy, looking all gym-y, wearing his gym clothes, with his gym attitude, and he walks right up to me just as bold as you please, in his gym shorts, and he's all, while I'm sitting there, he's all, "Can I work in?"
Do Not Brag About Your Leg Press
Hamilton Nolan · 03/05/12 09:45AMLawyer Suing Spa For Substandard Breakfast Buffet Offerings
Seth Abramovitch · 11/10/11 03:35AMRampaging Gymgoer Killed by Taser Attack
Seth Abramovitch · 11/01/11 12:53AMAnyone who works out at a gym with any regularity is familiar with the unspoken laws of the weight room jungle: Allow fellow gymgoers to "work in"; don't grunt like a horny ape upon exertion; and, most importantly, don't lift your shirt to nipple level and admire your own abdominals in the mirror for extended periods of time. It's all pretty common sense stuff, and for the most part, people abide by it, making the gym a pleasant experience for everyone. But then, of course, there are those who don't.
Gym Chain Offering 9/11 Anniversary Specials
Seth Abramovitch · 08/11/11 10:25PMAt the height of the Second World War, FDR gave a stirring radio address in which he reassured the American public that "no matter how dark the hour, we can take great comfort in knowing that an overpriced gym chain will eventually capitalize on it a decade later with some self-serving, bullshit coupon they damn well know no one will ever use." And what do you know? History has once again gone and repeated itself. Congrats, New York Sports Clubs! You are true patriots, through and through.
Comment of the Day: A Personal Trainer Won't Make You Skinny
Richard Lawson · 06/24/11 05:36PMThe Dumbest Way to Pick a Personal Trainer
Hamilton Nolan · 06/24/11 11:47AMNews arrives today that fancy gym Equinox is instructing all of its personal trainers to spend the next few weeks getting in extra-good shape, because the company is about to start making them wear fancy new "form-fitting tops" that will be unflattering to anyone with a stray millimeter of body fat. This is fantastic news, because it will cause the vain rich people who go to Equinox to select their personal trainers on the dumbest possible criteria.