Between True Grit's smash success and Country Strong's steady progress, this is flyover country's world, we're just living in it. Elsewhere, Nicolas Cage scares up some foreign money (and witches) and the Fockers keep on focking.

Friday means movies are opening! Though dreary January is a bleak time for cinema, there are a few prospects opening today. There's a crazy, mean old witch, plus some movies that don't star Gwyneth Paltrow.

Nicki busts a move and her dress. John Travolta goes on a boys-only ski vacation. Michael Phelps and Pauly D share a girlfriend. Gwyneth discusses feeling "like a zombie." Tuesday gossip wishes it were a nip slip.

Is it just us or is Late Night obsessed with 90's specifics? On tonights episode, Gwyneth Paltrow and Jimmy remind us of their 90's band Shazzazz. Think Salt 'n Pepa if they wrote "This Is How We Do It".

[The "Country Strong" actress in New York promoting the movie. Photo via Splash]

Your feelings about Natalie Portman's Uterus Theme Week are a window to your soul. Taylor Swift and Gwyneth Paltrow are besties. Miley's salvia bong for sale. Lily Allen and LeAnn Rimes are engaged. (Separately.) Tuesday gossip is aglow.

A Gawker spy spotted world's most perfect person Gwyneth Paltrow dining at Torrisi in Manhattan's Nolita neighborhood today. Look at all that food! [Seen someone special? Email us or post it to #stalker yourself.]

We've heard the ballad "Country Strong" from world's most perfect person Gwyneth Paltrow's new movie Country Strong, but did you know she also has a rootin'-tootin' up-tempo number? Oh, she does. And here it is! She's so country, isn't she??

Fresh off of her CMA Awards performance (here) and before the release of her new film, Country Strong—in which she sings!—Gwyneth Paltrow visited Conan O'Brien's program tonight. Guess what... her children hate her singing voice, too! Watch inside.

Christina Aguilera says she fell prey to a nefarious computer hacker. Blake Lively and Ryan Gosling seem to be dating. Michael Lohan makes a video of himself getting Botox, because, why not? Thursday gossip has a complicated relationship with fame.

Gwyneth Paltrow appeared on Chelsea Handler's Big Interview Special last night to discuss Country Strong, a film in which she plays a boozing, pill popping former celeb. Who you gonna call? All at once now: ROBERT DOWNEY JR!

It's true. We know where and when the amazing ceremony will be. Will you be invited?? Sit by your mailbox and wait! Also today: Miley Cyrus dares to be a teenager, Sandra Bullock is accosted, and Bristol Palin news.

Katy Perry's management forces Vh1 to redo the photoshopping of her boobs. Eva Longoria divorced her husband over romantic text messages, possibly to his teammate's wife. Dina Lohan wants to sue Glee. Thursday gossip isn't ready for its close-up.

Before the Gwyneth Paltrow edition of Glee, our favorite fictionalized variety show, I was ready to hate her and the episode. Then we watched it and Gwyneth was—I hate to admit it—good. God, she's such a bitch.

Gwyneth Paltrow bleeds for her art. Mel Gibson worries his child will become a "retarded brain-damaged idiot." Gerard Butler duets with John Mayer. Jessica Simpson debuts a new engagement ring. Monday gossip pushes through the pain.

This Tuesday, Gwynnie guest stars on Glee as a substitute filling in for Mr. Schue. EW.com has video of her teaching the Glee club a lesson by performing Cee-Lo's "Forget You." Who knew her Goop could move so good?

Gwyneth Paltrow just performed "Country Strong" (the title track from her upcoming flim) at the CMA Awards. It was odd. You know, in a "Gwyneth Paltrow singing country music is like Martha Stewart singing country music" kinda way. Watch inside.

Millennia-old, fitness-crazed pop singer Madonna has partnered up with some investors to open ultra-luxe Hard Candy gyms around the world, the first a 30,000 sq.ft. megaplex in Mexico City. Just what sets a Madonna gym apart from the rest?

News came in today that budding country star Gwyneth Paltrow will be performing her sure-to-be-hit song "Country Strong", from the movie of the same name, at the Country Music Awards. Oh brother. What other ridiculous things could Paltrow do next?

Well, who knows about now, but back at the beginning of her career she certainly wouldn't have. In an interview with Elle, the wispy actress talks about an uncomfortable casting couch situation early in her acting days. She said no!