When you play Call of Duty online, you're battling all the obstacles - one of them being trash talking from the other players. How would you fare hitting a target in real life with the same obscene hecklers? Watch inside.

Show biz is tough. Once you get typecast with a certain role, that's the only way they'll use you. This one minute sketch imagines the career of Tug Bodean, an actor who falls prey to the system.

An early leaked version of the coroner's report on the mysterious shooting death of Hollywood publicist Ronni Chasen revealed that she was shot with at least one hollow point bullet. That's only one of today's conspiracy theory-inducing new crumbs.

On a highway in Europe we see a Polish driver side by side with a German truck. Are they racing? Perhaps. Will pulling a gun out give you a "competitive advantage?" In a word, yes.

If you thought you were badass check this guy out. Respect.

Last night's episode of Community provided a mystery for Jeff and Annie to figure out: Jeff lies about a 1-credit course and a man with a "Professor Professorson" ID comes to the rescue. Kinda. Brace yourselves for guns a 'blazin!

Yesterday an MTA officer was placing her gun in a weapon's locker and accidentally set it off. The bullet ricocheted and hit another officer in the gut. The cop is alright, but will never enter a locker room again.

Sure, strong reactions to the Palins' new TLC show prompted a hilarious children's Facebook firefight. But that's nothing compared to one man's reaction to Bristol Palin's latest Dancing With the Stars routine: He hated it enough to shoot his TV.

Accused arms dealer Viktor Bout, the "Merchant of Death," arrived in New York last night to face terrorism charges. But according to his website, Bout is "a dynamic, charismatic, spontaneous, well-dressed, well-spoken, and highly energetic person." Well, okay then!

Accused Russian arms dealer Viktor "Merchant of Death" Bout is on a US-bound plane today to face terrorism charges after losing a two-year extradition battle in Thailand, even after the DoJ almost blew the whole thing. Russia is pissed. [NYT]

Nations Trucks in Sanford, Florida has come up with a clever promotional deal to sell used trucks: With every purchase comes a free AK-47 assault rifle! Says manager Nick Ginetta, "My buyer is absolutely a gun owner, no question." Great.

NYPD officers last year fired the fewest shots since the department started keeping records in 1971. Also, for the first time, no officer was shot by a suspect. One off-duty cop was shot and killed by a fellow officer. [WSJ]

The president of the Bodega Association of the United States, Ramon Murphy is urging store owners in New York to apply for gun permits after a clerk was killed in a robbery attempt on Saturday. Sounds like a bad idea.

Why do people keep loaded guns near their bed while they sleep? For every crime in progress this stops, another three or four guys probably shoot themselves while sleepwalking. Like this man, who shot himself in the knee.

The FBI has linked two recent shootings, one at the National Museum of the Marine Corps and the other at the Pentagon, to the same gun. A third shooting last night at a Marine recruiter is also likely linked. Jesus.

Now that Elena Kagan is on the Supreme Court bench, it's vital that she learn how to shoot a gun. That, perhaps, is why fellow Justice Antonin Scalia supposedly took Kagan to a Virginia shooting range last week.

This morning at 4:50, some unknown idiot(s) decided to shoot their guns at the United States Department of Defense headquarters. Pentagon police heard at least five shots, and two definitely hit the building. Somehow, the building didn't completely collapse.

Someone should write a novel about this past week in the life of rapper T.I. Just two days ago, he was celebrated for talking a suicidal man off a roof. Today, he was sent back to prison for 11 months.

With child-like wonder and fresh-faced innocence, 17-year-old Taylor Momsen posed for the cover of hard rock magazine Revolver in lingerie and stripper shoes, with three firearms on her person. But she has boundaries: "I wouldn't fuck Tommy Lee."

Many (four) years ago, we Americans had a vice president, Dick Cheney, who shot an old man in the face. On a hunting trip. And today that victim, Harry Whittington, is profiled in the newspaper! How's he doing?