Patricia Krentcil (pictured), a 44 year-old mom in Nutley, New Jersey, has been arrested for allegedly taking her five year-old daughter into a tanning booth with her, giving the child a "pretty severe sunburn."

Today, the Situation turned up on The View to show off his latest trademarked merchandise — the "GTL" bag. It's a "suit bag!" It's a laundry bag! Not quite sure where the gym and tanning parts fit in, though.

Jersey Shore's resident moneymaker, The Situation, put his iPhone app on the virtual shelves of the Apple App Store today. Just what can you expect from the king of GLT for $5 of your hard-earned money?

[Pasty pop star sports slogan coined by The Situation. Gym, tanning, laundry: three things Jersey dwellers must do everyday. Image via Splash.]

You might have heard already by JWOWW and Ronnie from Jersey Shore are writing a book about how to be a guido. Sorry, kids, but we beat you to the punch. Advice ahoy!