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Brian Kilmeade Does Not Believe In Beer Immigration

Richard Lawson · 07/27/09 02:03PM

Oh happy day! The whole Fox & Friends gang was back together again this morning. The wind-blown pumpkin patch was discussing the Gates/Race Police White House beer sit-down, and Brian Kilmeade said more weird isolationist stuff.

No One at Fox & Friends Has Any Idea What the Hell They're Doing

Richard Lawson · 07/24/09 01:39PM

Beautiful Snork-female Gretchen Carlson is still on vacation, so Replacement Lady is filling in. Badly. While talking about a Bernie Madoff story she managed to reveal that she's just functionally-not-capably reading the TelePrompTer, without comprehending any of it.

Brian Kilmeade Would Like Species and 'Ethnics' to Remain Pure

Richard Lawson · 07/08/09 12:23PM

To stave off dementia! Yes, today the befuddled screech owls on Fox & Friends were discussing a study that states that those that stay married fend off Alzheimer's and dementia better than lonely divorcees. Brian Kilmeade took issue with this.

Fox & Friends Would Like to Discuss Bears With You

Richard Lawson · 06/29/09 02:17PM

So it's been a weird day. Things changing everywhere! But at least some things are constant: the gurgling sea cucumbers at Fox & Friends will never get it. Today's confusion? The case of the cardboard bear. Everyone was perplexed.

Deadly Spring's First Victims Make Fox Anchor Positively Giddy

Pareene · 03/20/08 10:38AM

Fox News morning anchoress Gretchen Carlson is so thrilled about the arrival of Spring that she can't stop smiling, even when delivering the news of 13 deaths from severe weather. "Guess what—it's the first day of Spring! Whoo-hoo!" she exclaims over an aerial shot of a flooded house. She almost regains her composure: "But it's not so great for some people in the country." Amazing clip, after the jump.