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Which Actress Was Getting Flirty with Another Lady at the SAG Awards?

Brian Moylan · 02/01/12 10:13AM

This actress was "necking" with another famous lady in public, and even got her number. This closet case's boyfriend dumped him after he wasn't allowed to go to a movie premiere and this couple has stayed together forever since they're both asexual. That's gotta be the world's most boring closet.

Which Actor's Famous Girlfriend Thinks She Can Keep Him from Going Gay?

Brian Moylan · 01/31/12 10:03AM

This actress thinks if she's kinky enough, her boyfriend won't be gay anymore. This former sitcom actress is writing a book outing her two lesbian costars and this singer has a girlfriend but one of her male bandmembers is her beard. Being in the closet is so much work.

Which Member of the Royal Family Likes Cocaine?

Brian Moylan · 01/30/12 10:25AM

This foreign royal likes to indulge in the booger sugar when he's out at night clubs. This singer is giving fans herpes, this actor hates a movie he's in, and this actress is pissed she was offered the role of an older woman. Maybe a coke bender with a member of the monarchy will cheer her up.

Which Recovering Celebrity Was Getting Pain Pills from Movie Set Doctors?

Brian Moylan · 01/27/12 10:25AM

This leading lady was getting prescriptions filled from multiple on-set doctors. This actress slept with a casting director to get her big role (surprise, surprise) and this actress feels guilty that her movies objectify women. There's no pill to make that go away.

Which Music Exec Has a Harem of Women He Doesn't Sleep With?

Brian Moylan · 01/26/12 10:45AM

This famous music man keeps a bevy of beautiful women on the payroll. They're not for his pleasure, they're to lure in new artists. This actress doesn't want to keep her baby and another actress' famous husband is cheating with the nanny. See the trouble that happens when there are babies around?

It Turns Out Seal Was Kind Of A Dick To Heidi Klum

A.J. Daulerio · 01/23/12 12:24PM

TMZ reports that part of the reason the two are getting a divorce is due to Seal's "volcanic temper" and partially because their schedules could never sync-up. Don't bother Googling "angry seal" because otherwise, you'll get this Urban Dictionary definition: A sexual act where when a male is having sex with a female on the beach, pulls out, rubs his member in the sand, and then slides it back into her vagina.

Which Boy Band Star Is a Closet Case?

Brian Moylan · 01/23/12 10:22AM

This boy band member had a string of fake girlfriends so that no one would know he's gay. This actress is keeping her pregnancy a secret, and this actor is married to a woman but secretly gay. Is there nothing but closets in Hollywood?

Which Rapper Is Cheating on His Wife with an R&B Singer?

Brian Moylan · 01/20/12 10:16AM

This hip-hopper is going to revive the career of the singer he's been sleeping with on the sly. This celebrity divorce will go very smoothly because the husband knows some scandalous secrets about his soon-to-be-ex-wife's family. Now that's better than a pre-nup.

Which Rehab Graduate Is on a Serious Drug Bender?

Brian Moylan · 01/19/12 11:03AM

This troubled actress is partying and getting drunk once again. This celebrity couple swings and swaps spouses with this other famous pair. This actress plays beard for this actor's boytoys. The closet makes things so confusing.

Which Actor Got in a Bar Brawl Because of a Gay Hooker?

Brian Moylan · 01/18/12 11:27AM

This actor got in a bar fight, but no one knows it was with a gay pimp. This quarterback is cheating on his wife, and this hunky star doesn't like to have sex. At least it keeps him from being beaten up by gay pimps. They really know a thing or two about fists.

Which Oscar Winner Is Hated by His Neighbors?

Brian Moylan · 01/17/12 11:20AM

This guy is a hit with the Academy but his neighbors hate his noisy helicopter. This actress was getting busy after the Golden Globes, another actress is causing trouble with three families, this TV hostess is in love with a gay politico, and this actor cheats on his wife with hookers. At least he's quiet about it.

Which TV Show Cast Was Completely Out of Control?

Brian Moylan · 01/16/12 11:02AM

This cast had its share of partying and playing naked Twister on set. They even had a shy girl turned drama queen, an actor who slept with all his costars, a total druggie, and another guy who everyone hated. Sounds better than anything they ever put on screen.