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CNN Anchor Claims Marcus Bachmann Pushed Him
Lauri Apple · 08/13/11 10:22AMThe Worst Part of Last Night's Awful Republican Debate
Jim Newell · 08/12/11 01:36PMThere were too many terrible parts of last night's Republican debate in Iowa. For example: Any time Tim Pawlenty did anything. But the worst, and definitely most dangerous, was when all eight contenders joined forces to be terrible together and promise to never raise taxes one cent, even if it came in a deal that gave them everything they wanted.
Live: The Iowa GOP Debate
Jim Newell · 08/11/11 07:58PMAll of the candidates, except soon-to-be candidate Rick Perry, are in Ames, Iowa for tonight's Republican debate! Oh wait, neither are Gary Johnson or Thaddeus McCotter or the other loser, Buddy something, or the gay guy. But the others, they're there! So grab your Iowa State Fair fried butter stick and turn on America's channel, Fox News. The future starts below.
Roger Ailes Met With Gov. Haley Barbour Three Weeks Before 2010 Elections
John Cook · 07/15/11 11:24AMAdd Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour to the list of GOP pols that Fox News CEO Roger Ailes schmoozes with. According to records obtained by Gawker under the Mississippi Public Records Act, Barbour met with Ailes at News Corporation's New York headquarters for an hour on October 14, 2010—just three weeks before the midterm elections in which Barbour played a major role.
Newsweek's New Sarah Palin Article: The Highlights
Lauri Apple · 07/10/11 06:59PMMr. Michele Bachmann Accepted Money From Medicaid
Lauri Apple · 06/29/11 05:08AMGlenn Beck To Rick Santorum: 'I Could Kiss You In The Mouth'
Seth Abramovitch · 06/23/11 08:53PMWhat should have been just another interminable conversation between two mind-boggling A-holes took an intriguing turn down Rainbow Alley last night, when Fox News host (and self-loathing Gleek) Glenn Beck accidentally blurted out, "I could kiss you in the mouth" to Rick Santorum on Thursday's show. (It was in response to Santorum saying that he'd signed the "Cut, Cap and Balance" pledge, which is apparently the fiscal conservative equivalent of announcing, "I just scored a pair of Lady Gaga floor seats!")
Ron Paul Wins Republican Leadership Conference Straw Poll
Lauri Apple · 06/18/11 03:31PMWoman Faints During Santorum's Presidential Announcement
Maureen O'Connor · 06/06/11 04:12PMEvery time Sen. Rick Santorum mentions his presidential run, something ominous happens. This morning, a balloon spontaneously exploded while Santorum was yammering about his plan for Medicare. Then, while announcing his candidacy this afternoon, an onlooker collapsed a couple feet away from Santorum's podium. Next, Rick Santorum will summon plagues of locust and lice to announce how he will deal with the debt ceiling. [ABC News]
Fat Jackass Roger Ailes Thinks Fat Jackass Chris Christie Should Be President
John Cook · 05/23/11 12:20PMThe Associated Press' Photo Double Game
John Cook · 05/05/11 10:27AMObama-Chimp Emailer Gets GOP Wrist Slap
Jeff Neumann · 05/05/11 04:16AMOrange County, California, GOP official Marilyn Davenport — who last month sent around an email with a family photo depicting President Obama as a chimpanzee — was censured yesterday by her colleagues in a 12-2 vote, which basically means nothing. State law says her racist emailing ways are not enough to get her shitcanned, so they went with a wrist slap that's most likely a Tea Party™ badge of honor, anyway. Orange County GOP honcho Scott Baugh told the OC Register:
CNN Investigation: Barack Obama was Born in Hawaii
Jeff Neumann · 04/26/11 05:23AMBarack Obama was definitely born in Hawaii. How do we know this is true? Because CNN says so. "Period." The network traveled to the state where Obama was allegedly born in 1961 and spoke with Dr. Chiyome Fukino ("a former director of the Hawaii Department of Health and a Republican") who said Obama's live birth certificate is legit, and that "he was absolutely born here in the state of Hawaii." A Republican even says so. Case closed.
Tea Partier Sorry for Racist Obama Email
Jeff Neumann · 04/19/11 05:29AMWatch Former Senator Alan Simpson Tear Into GOP 'Homophobes'
Seth Abramovitch · 04/12/11 03:04AMFormer Senator Alan Simpson (R-WY) appeared on Hardball tonight, and used the opportunity to rail against social conservatives giving the Republican party a bad name. He first took them to task for pro-life legislation ("Who the hell is for abortion?...They're hideous, but they're a deeply intimate and personal decision, and I don't think men legislators should even vote on the issue"), then aimed his sights on anti-gay forces, singling out another former Senator, Rick Santorum (R-PA), by name.
Jon Stewart Mocks the Desperate Strategies of Probable Republican Candidates
Matt Cherette · 03/30/11 10:24PMOn tonight's Daily Show, Jon Stewart—during an "Indecision 2012" segment—opened with discussion of potential Republican presidential candidates for 2012 and the need for them to desperately appeal to what amounts to a pretty ridiculous base of voters.
Georgia Wingnut's Anti-Abortion Home Answering Machine Message
John Cook · 03/30/11 01:03PMBill Maher Creates the Anti-Obama Candidate of GOP Dreams
Matt Cherette · 03/25/11 10:30PMOn tonight's Real Time, Bill Maher declared that Republicans believe in "being against everything [Obama] is for" and "must nominate for 2012 a man who is the exact opposite of Obama." He even created one for them! Meet Karab Amabo.