Do you know who Herman Cain is? It's okay, because no one else really does either. But he might be running for president! And he has some serious qualifications: Cain used to run the Godfather's Pizza chain. Mmm. And if that doesn't tempt your taste buds, the AP has some more info on this mysterious pizza man:

On Friday, Michael Steele was defeated in his effort to lead the Republican National Committee for another term. Worse, he lost to a guy named Reince Priebus! Tonight, Jon Stewart summarized the day's events—and mocked Steele—in farcical fashion.

Conservative deity Ronald Reagan would have turned 100 next month, so the entire Free World will celebrate with bronze statues, museum exhibits, a conservative retreat to the Reagan Library and even a "special tribute" at the Super Bowl. Get excited!

The GOP's rising star, Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal, was the driving force behind the construction of sand berms to curb the Gulf oil spill. They were considered environmentally unsound, and a presidential commission has found that they didn't even work.

Tonight, Jon Stewart opened with an impassioned rant against Republicans for blocking a Congressional bill that would've provided health care for 9/11 first responders. Stewart then implored the GOP to never again exploit the attacks for political gain. Watch inside.

Senate Republicans did what they do best today — they hooked up rich people.

Former House majority leader Tom DeLay, once one of the most powerful Republicans in Congress, has been convicted of money laundering and conspiracy for illegally funneling campaign contributions to fellow Texas Republicans. He faces up to life in prison.

The exciting-to-everyone race for Republican National Committee chair appears to be "on." The notably comical incumbent, Michael Steele, has a challenger: Saul Anuzis, former head of the Michigan GOP. And he already has quite the winning campaign slogan!

Remember when Democratic congressman Bob Etheridge went berserk on two kids who were harassing him on the streets of Washington, D.C.? And everyone was wondering who those kids were? And the GOP denied it? Guess what? It was the GOP.

The GOP won its very own House! Now's the part where they throw their shit all over the walls. Here are the criminal enterprises, like science and community organizers, that the GOP will use its newfound subpoena power to crush.

A group of right-wing conspiracists has produced a 25-minute phantasm of Obama-rage posing as a "documentary," and it's airing in battleground states. Will Fox News sue to keep them from using its clips, like it does against Democrats? Probably not!

The National Republican Club of Capitol Hill, a.k.a. the Capitol Hill Club, is an exclusive city club designed to meet the scotch, steak, and cigar needs of Republican congressmen. Shockingly, a black former employee claims that it's run by racists.

Jack Black and America Ferrera have teamed up to mock the GOP's extremist arguments against Healthcare Reform in this hilarious video, where Black plays a "professional mis-informant" who goes undercover to an elementary school to convince children to oppose Obamacare.

Rich Iott, the congressional candidate who plays Nazi dress-up for purely educational purposes, said today that he's disappointed in GOP Rep. Eric Cantor for disowning him "before he had all the facts." Poor, poor Nazi dress-up candidate.

Fox News' parent company, News Corp. made headlines earlier this year for donating $1 million to the Republican Governor's Association. Looks like that wasn't their only beneficiary: The Republican-allied U.S. Chamber of Commerce received the same sum this past summer.

At long last, the GOP's ad men have realized that Ronald Reagan's famously sunny "Morning in America" re-election ad can be remade as "Mourning in America," to attack stupid Democrats. This one is running nationally. Mourn, you fools, mourn!

Ken Mehlman is the former GOP chairman who recently confirmed he was gay. Marc Maron is a comedian. Marc Maron has found himself sitting next to Ken Mehlman on a plane and is live-tweeting it. Guess what happened?

The Montana Republican party recently adopted an official platform. Whoops, look at that: A 12-year-old commitment to making homosexuality illegal slipped in there. As far as Montana Republicans are concerned, being gay should be a crime.

Filthy rich racist emailer Carl Paladino, who is running for governor of New York with Tea Party backing, says he would like to house welfare recipients in converted prison dorms, where "we'll teach them personal hygiene."

Republican Congressman Bob Inglis was defeated by a Tea Party-backed candidate earlier this summer. And now that he's leaving Congress, he enjoys sharing "confessions" of insane Tea Party stuff he's heard at rallies. For example: What's social security really about?