Crashing Through Manhattan In The Fake Google Driverless Car
Adrian Chen · 04/24/13 02:43PMGoogle's driverless car is still in the early stages of development, but the unit spotted tooling around Manhattan this month was in rough shape even for a beta test. One particularly noticeable bug was the passenger hanging out the window in an Osama bin Laden mask. In another glitch, the car hit a cyclist in Soho, where the aftermath was caught by an Instagram user. Others might have spotted the Google car proudly cruising by, oblivious to the traffic cone wedged firmly under the bumper. And all this was before the power-slides, rubber-scorching donuts and fender-benders…
Google Made Sweden Delete the Word ‘Ungoogleable’ from Its Language
Caity Weaver · 03/26/13 02:06PMGoogle Maps Now Lets You Explore Everest, Kilimanjaro; Or You Could Just Look at a Pile of Sand
Maggie Lange · 03/19/13 11:41AMCord Jefferson · 03/13/13 06:28PM
If You Wear Google's New Glasses You Are An Asshole
Adrian Chen · 03/13/13 04:28PMAtlantic writer Ta-Nehisi Coates has developed a brilliantly concise definition of an asshole: "A person who demands that all social interaction happen on their terms." He was inspired by the assholes who talk in Amtrak's quiet car, but this reasoning also perfectly explains why those who use Google's new wearable computer are assholes, by definition.
Cord Jefferson · 03/01/13 04:37PM
Robert Kessler · 02/14/13 03:59PM
Great Movies, as Seen Through Google Street View
Max Read · 01/24/13 12:55PMGoogle's Moving Tribute Video to the Past Year, as Told by Our Searches
Max Read · 12/12/12 09:39AMToday, Google released its "Zeitgeist 2012," which tracks the year's top searches in several categories. It was accompanied by this moving video showing the year's biggest people and stories — as told from the point of view of our search engines. What could make you prouder of humanity, than a video like this? Google and human events: one and the same thing.
The Perils of Fake Press Releases, and How to Avoid Them
Hamilton Nolan · 11/26/12 05:30PMThis morning, a press release hit the wires of PRWeb, a paid press release distribution site, saying that Google would be acquiring the tiny company ICOA Wireless for $400 million. ICOA's stock, which trades at fractions of a penny, briefly quadrupled in price after the press release hit. Media outlets (including our own Gizmodo) reported the story as fact, and investors immediately piled in. But very shortly after the release hit the news, it was denied by both parties, and outed as a fake. How did this happen?
Robert Kessler · 11/09/12 05:01PM
'Paul Ryan Shirtless' Is Googled 9 Times More Often Than 'Paul Ryan Budget' & Other Election-Related Google Facts
Taylor Berman · 10/21/12 07:05PMA recent post on the New York Times Campaign Stops blog discusses all sorts of Google search-related political factoids. The point of the analysis is, for the Times' purpose, to act as a predictor (or, the article's title puts it, a "crystal ball") for the election. But it also offers up important information about how often people do things like search for topless photos of Paul Ryan, or, on the more depressing end of the spectrum, how often people searched for "Obama" in conjunction with "KKK." Here are some of more interesting searches:
Rogue Printer Dooms Google
Jordan Sargent · 10/18/12 09:54PMGoogle is one of the largest and most powerful corporations in the world, but on Thursday the tech giant was brought to its knees by a printer malfunction. Well, that and the fact that the company's net income in this year's third quarter fell 20 percent to $2.18 billion (... and cue the violins). It was an all-around terrible day to be working for Google (except for the part where you could go eat lunch at one of the best cafeterias in America, that part probably never gets old):
Google's Underwater Street View Will Show You The Way to Fish Clubs, Mermaid Graveyards, Whale Parks, Etc.
Caity Weaver · 09/26/12 05:15PMApple may still be struggling to iron out the kinks in its new Google-free mapping service (failing to locate emergency rooms, directing people to parks that don't exist, generally provoking nightmares), but Google is so relaxed that it's started mapping things that don't even need mapping, just for the fuck of it.
Rich Juzwiak · 09/20/12 12:55PM
New Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer Is Pregnant
Adrian Chen · 07/17/12 10:37AMIran Is Frustrated by Google Maps Too, Threatens to Sue
Caity Weaver · 05/17/12 09:39PMNo One Can Correctly Google Any More, Basically
Ryan Tate · 04/16/12 02:02PMGoogle has been placing more and more crap around search results, which is very annoying, but it turns out this crapification may work out quite well for the giant internet company. That's reportedly because people can't really tell anymore what's a Google advertisement and what's a Google search result, turning the simple act of internet searching into a confusing profitable mess.
Jon Stewart Is Baffled By Google Glasses and Facebook Buying Instagram
Matt Toder · 04/10/12 10:37PMOn tonight's Daily Show, Jon Stewart recapped two big tech stories that recently broke: Google's announcement about their Google Glasses product and Facebook buying Instagram for one billion dollars. Stewart doesn't quite get any of it - to him, Google Glasses are unnecessary and Instagram ruins pictures. He's not necessarily wrong, but he is definitely old.