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Glenn Beck's Multiple Personalities Manifest Themselves

nightintern · 10/18/10 04:37PM

Have you ever wondered if there is anyone else in Glenn Beck's studio? Could his feminine alter-ego have eaten his camera crew? Those questions have often crossed our minds. Inside, some video evidence of Beck's crazy from today's show.

BREAKING: Blood Shoots Out of Glenn Beck's Eye (Again)

nightintern · 10/07/10 07:32PM

No, Glenn Beck does not have the Ebola virus, but this must be a harbinger of the apocalypse. Once again, today's Glenn Beck Program featured our favorite hyperbolic hypochondriac saying something about blood, eyes, shooting, and things like "such as."

The Very Long Glenn Beck NYT Magazine Profile

Jeff Neumann · 10/03/10 01:00PM

So we finally read the long New York Times Magazine profile of babbling television person Glenn Beck. At this point, it's hard to remember what crazy shit about the guy we already knew. Here's a quick look at it.

Glenn Beck Compares Barack Obama to Teenage Stoner

Kate Shapiro · 09/28/10 05:45PM

On today's Glenn Beck Variety Hour, Beck explains that Barack Obama associating with socialists is the same as your children associating with drug addicts. Drug addicts? Doesn't he know children today only hang out with Anti-Free Market Marxists?

Glenn Beck Wants All Fat People Dead

Kate Shapiro · 09/14/10 04:48PM

In response to Michelle Obama's attempt to put healthier food in public schools, Glenn Beck accuses her of taking away Americans' rights. He explains obesity is a choice and we shouldn't be wasting resources by giving them healthcare.