Page Six reports this morning that fashion designer Marc Jacobs and his Brazilian boyfriend (husband?) Lorenzo Martone have broken up. But another report from the Boston Herald contradicts the story. What's going on here?

How dumb and lazy is George W. Bush? So dumb and lazy that he can't even write a real memoir! Instead, he will write "an account of key decisions in his life." We have some guesses about what those are.

Police let intended terrorist Najibullah Zazi through a checkpoint despite having been tipped off about the explosives he was carrying. If only he had been a black guy at a bachelor party! Enjoy your Monday commute! [WSJ]

Rock of Love star and Celebrity Apprentice contestant Bret Michaels is currently in critical condition after doctors discovered bleeding near the base of his brain stem. Let's hope for a speedy recovery or The Donald's season is ruined!

We didn't get that much out of Vogue editor Anna Wintour during our brief conversation last night, but she did admit that running the magazine isn't actually all that hard. Then we asked creative director Grace Coddington to chime in.

At a conference on Tuesday, Bolivian leader Evo Morales said hormones in chicken cause men who eat it to "experience deviances in being men." He means "makes them gay." Luckily this can be counteracted by eating pizza in the shower.

The National Magazine Awards: a night of moderate glamor! Restrained joy! A modicum of prestige! Let's dive right in!

Did pornography cause the recession? According to the AP, the answer is: Probably! Over the last five years, the SEC has conducted 33 separate probes into "employees looking at explicit images"—explicit porno images. Let the "SEC/SEX" jokes begin!

[Sex Pistols manager and punk impresario Malcolm McLaren was laid to rest Thursday in a coffin spray-painted "Too Fast to Live Too Young to Die," which arrived in a horse-drawn hearse with an anarchy-themed floral display. Pic via Getty]

Lil' Wayne's legal troubles continue, it seems. A record producer is suing the already imprisoned rapper (and blogger!), claiming Wayne's record company owes him $500,000 in royalties for "Lollipop," the 2009 Grammy winner for Best Rap Song.

Since posting about Facebook's latest privacy rollback, we've received emails asking how users can protect themselves, and for clarification about what happened. Here, then, is a quick guide to locking down the new Facebook.

Today on Good Morning America's Morning Mix segment, lesbian political strategist Donna Brazile called embattled CNN host Larry King a "hottie." There are plenty of reasons why women might throw themselves at King. But it's not because he's a "hottie."

[Street artist Shepard Fairey talks on the phone while finishing his mural on Houston Street and the Bowery last night. Image via Getty]

We were too busy watching all our favorite shows simultaneously on TV last night to attend the fancy soiree Vanity Fair threw for the opening of the Tribeca Film Festival. Luckily fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern was there in our stead.

After confusing and outraging users with a December privacy rollback, Facebook nevertheless saw its traffic reach new heights. So the social network's new campaign to reduce user privacy even further should come as no shock.

Tabloid favorite Courtney Love's band Hole has a new album, and the singer has a new name, since she no longer wants to be referred to by her "oppressive" stage name. What's the new moniker?

[The paparazzi bothered Michael Douglas as he walked into Federal District Court in downtown Manhattan earlier today to watch his son Cameron be sentenced to five years in jail. Image via Getty]

[A Russian traveler brings some luxury to her impromptu sleeping quarters this morning at JFK International Airport, where she's been stranded for five days thanks to a volcano whose name no one can pronounce. Image via Getty]

The Albany Times Union has uncovered a six-page document that shows how an investigation by North Fork Bank brought down former New York governor Eliot Spitzer when he tried to conceal a $5,000 wire transfer to an escort agency.

As an old media institution, Vogue has been loath to get jiggy with the future. Now editor-in-chief Anna Wintour says that she "embraces" fashion bloggers, as long as they know that Vogue is still better than they are.