Future Homeland Security Committee chair Rep. Peter King (R - N.Y.) takes to the pages of Newsday to ask: "What's radicalizing Muslim-Americans?" We can help you with that, Congressman King! Nothing is radicalizing Muslim-Americans, because Muslim-Americans aren't radicalized. Case closed!

Comedian Tracy Morgan had a kidney transplant last week. No, really! He's recovering fine, but is likely to miss two or three episodes of 30 Rock sometime in March—his character, Tracy Jordan, "will have some sort of meltdown."

[A harried mail worker tries to keep up with the packages today at the James A. Farley Post Office in Manhattan. Today is traditionally the busiest mail day of the year. Image via Getty]

"Did a lot of girls contact you and your brother after the movie?" Newsweek asked Social Network villain Tyler Winklevoss. His response was a series of flustered giggles and awkward stammering.

A book about Prince William claims he once yelled this at Kate: "Do you know who I am! No one tells me what to do. I do what I want." As the future King of England, he has a point.

Carine Roitfeld announced last week she was stepping down as editor-in-chief of French Vogue. Now there's speculation that she was fired by Conde Nast for taking advantage of her position and for pissing off luxury conglomerate LVMH. Guessing is fun!

Much of Europe is out of commission thanks to a crazy snowstorm blanketing the continent. The situation is so incredibly bad that a Lady Gaga concert in Paris was cancelled last night, making this a Snowpocalypse for the ages.

Don't Ask Don't Tell is dead but still remains in effect. The Human Rights Campaign says it's not safe for soldiers to come out yet. If you're looking to be the last person discharged under DADT, though now's your chance.

[Michelle Obama isn't coming to town, but she is helping the Marines sort 100,000 toys for their Toys for Tots program. Image via Getty]

Doing some last minute decorating before the in-laws come and see the place? Well, we're giving away a lovely print to put up on your walls, and all you have to do to win it is enter a caption contest.

If you're getting a Secret Service beatdown, at least do it with gusto: Career criminal Gregory Brockman wrote a jailhouse letter threatening to kill the President and eat his flesh. This has been your creative assassination plot of the day.

Three years later, Naomi Campbell is defending wearing this series of couture outfits to performer her court-ordered community service for hitting her housekeeper in the head with a Vajazzled cell phone. The explanation is even worse than the act.

Barack Obama and his regal wife Michelle are not on the invite list for Prince William's wedding next year. The royal says he wants to invite "ordinary citizens." French president Nicolas Sarkozy will get invited, however. Ordinary indeed!

French Vogue editor Carine Roitfeld has long been rumored to be the one who would replace Anna Wintour, whenever the day came. Looks like that won't happen: Roitfeld just announced she's quitting her job.

Jersey Shore brawler JWOWW is best known for beating the crap out of people and wearing clothing that even hookers would find offensive. She appeared at an event last night looking gorgeous and chic. What a disappointment!

As tonight marks the last broadcast of CNN's long-running Larry King Live, we thought once again share with you our moving compilation of some of crazy ancient LK's greatest moments. Watch and remember and then say goodbye tonight. Sigh.

Blake Edwards, the director of Breakfast at Tiffany's, the Pink Panther movies, Victor/Victoria, and many other famous comedies, died today from complications due to pneumonia. He was 88 and is survived by his wife, actress Julie Andrews.

Kevin Spacey fights for the right to stay in the glass closet. Nick Cannon confirms that Mariah's having twins. David Arquette confirms that he's having a breakdown. Thursday gossip knows that you know that he knows, but what about her?

Billions of tweets have been sent since its last injection of capital. But Twitter has just announced it is getting another $200 million in funding, which puts the micro-blogging service at a $3.7 billion valuation.

[We're not sure exactly what this holiday display in central London is begging for, but at least someone is asking for something nice for Christmas politely. Image via Getty]