Everyone is talking about whether or not host Ricky Gervais has been banned from future Golden Globe broadcasts, or if he should. Who cares? Here are 10 things that really should never appear on any awards show again.

Former Nixonite and Fox News mastermind Roger Ailes is extremely paranoid, hyperpartisan, and quite possibly insane. He never struck us as the sensitive type. But according to a new Esquire profile, Ailes spends much of his time being downright hurt.

Steve Jobs is taking time off to recuperate again. No one knows when the CEO, and indispensable soul of Apple, is coming back. But three medical leaves make it clear Apple should finally give investors real information about Jobs' health.

[Michelle Obama was all high fives after Barack, Malia and Sasha finished singing "Happy Birthday" to her while observing Martin Luther King Jr. Day at a local middle school. Image via Getty]

Turns out Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban welcomed daughter Faith Margaret nearly three weeks ago. Their surrogate gave birth in Nashville on December 28, leaving ample time for the Kidman-Urbans to make it to the Golden Globes last night. [TMZ]

Lady Gaga will serve as musical director and debut a new single at the Paris fashion show for Thierry Mugler. An odd choice, but Lady G is no fool—she sees the '90s revival just around the corner.

The Huffington Post maintains a small army of wage slaves who spend all day "moderating" the site's millions of comments. Their current primary task: to ensure that no comments are published about Arianna Huffington's wanton airplane Blackberry-ing incident.

Apple just announced that CEO and mastermind Steve Jobs is taking a "medical leave of absence." That sounds bad.

Silvio Berlusconi went on television last night to deny accusations that he played "bunga bunga" with a teenage hooker, saying he's in a "stable, affectionate relationship" with one woman who wouldn't allow these raunchy soirees "at dinner or after dinner."

Tonight the stars strode the red carpet dressed in their finest, while us commoners admired their fancy adornments and luxurious fabrics. Here is a sampling of the best and worst of their garmentry.

The Golden Globes are Hollywood's chance to get a little drunk and behave inappropriately. Why should they be the only ones? Why not get a little drunk, behave inappropriately and make fun of their drunken inappropriateness in our live blog!

James Franco is directing and starring in a new film about serial killer Richard Ramirez, who was convicted of 13 murders after a 1985 rampage. We have doubts about this, unless Ramirez killed his victims by throwing phones at them.

The LAPD is defending two of its officers, one of whom shot and killed an unarmed naked man, claiming self defense. The police union said cops have previously been "killed by naked people … who disarmed the officer."

[An artist makes a statue of a British police officer during an ice sculpting competition in London today. Image via Getty]

Yesterday we told you that a revolt may be brewing at National Enquirer publisher AMI, where employees are upset about furloughs, layoffs, and perceived management screw-ups following its recent bankruptcy. Did we get some feedback from AMI execs? Did we!

Need a little light in your life, specifically for your desk? Well, we're giving away two vintage industrial lamps from Chase and Scout and all you have to do to win one is enter a caption contest!

Sunday night is Hollywood's drunkest gilded night of the year, the annual bestowing of Golden Globe awards upon the golden people who rule the globe. Who will win? Who will lose? Let's go category by category making some predictions.

A JetBlue flight from JFK to Pittsburgh was grounded yesterday because the pilot lost his bag containing his TSA-issued firearm. Turns out a passenger on another flight picked it up by mistake. Steven Slater never would have done that.

Silvio Berlusconi, the world's Italian-est prime minister, is being investigated by prosecutors in Milan for having sex with a 17-year-old prostitute, according to Corriere della Sera.

Scarlett and Sandy are on the verge of a wet t-shirt cat fight! Selena Gomez's parents freak out over her missing promise ring! Anna Wintour humiliates Kristen Stewart with an ugly shirt! Friday gossip sets back the feminist movement.