On Fox & Friends this morning, Newt Gingrich took nonsensical arguments against the Ground Zero Islamic cultural center (not a mosque) to a new level by comparing it to the Nazis putting up a sign next to the Holocaust Museum.

Last night, Bill O'Reilly attacked Jennifer Aniston for glorifying single motherhood with her new movie. O'Reilly noted that Aniston can hire nannies—but not a dad!—before saying that good fathers are "diminished by people like Jennifer Aniston." Video inside.

Ten years ago, watching television was a fairly mainstream activity. That's changed. New statistics tell us that not one single person born in the past ten years has ever bothered to watch TV. Especially not Fox News.

Fox News' super-funny Red Eye host Greg Gutfeld wants to open a gay bar that "caters to... Islamic gay men" next to Cordoba House, a.k.a. the Ground Zero Mosque, because Muslims are homophobic. Savvy! Go for it, Greg. Seriously.

Shepard Smith spoke about the menu at the new Pop Tarts Cafe that opened today in Times Square. He turned his nose up at the various diabetes inducing concoctions that will be gleefully vacuumed into the mouths of fatty tourists.

Captain Steve may have saved these peoples' lives but don't expect him to become an overnight American hero. He did manage to kill our threatened national symbol in the process. Captain Sully is not impressed.

Last week, Glenn Beck had a typically informative, entertaining show about how the Democrats are going to enforce mandatory white-baby abortions, or whatever. At some point, Beck threw himself into conniptions watching President Obama speak, and said: "Did I slip through a worm hole in the middle of the night and this looks like America? It's like the damn planet of the apes."

Seems like people will do anything to get their fifteen minutes. Take daredevil Mr. Tang: to get clicks on the internet, he dove under a train and filmed the experience. Well he was right, check out the video here.

The Daily Show took its role as steward of sanity in the insane world of politics extra seriously last night, dismantling every piece of criticism the H8ers leveled at the judgment. Also, it's hilarious. Video inside.

Two guys who have permits to carry concealed handguns in New York: Fox News evil toadish mastermind Roger Ailes, and American tough guy Sean Hannity. Why so scared, fellas? Ailes, at least, can blame his paranoid insanity.

It's not hard to make Laura Ingraham look stupid—Stephen Colbert did it just two nights ago!—but who would have thought that Bill O'Reilly would make Ingraham look stupid? Inside, video of their heated Factor discussion about school nutrition.

This afternoon, Glenn Beck went off on a tangent about his belief that unwise government spending leads to the decay of cities. Then, he used some very energetic—and delicious!—metaphors, comparing public funding for the arts to junk food.

Fox News anchor Jenna Lee posed a very deep question to Rep. Chris Van Hollen today: "What is a Democrat?" she asked, pensively. Then, the follow-up: "And how is that different from a Republican?" Has she considered using Wikipedia?

Sarah Palin followed up on her "cojones" remarks on Hannity yesterday by saying Obama's "in over his head," "quite complacent," and "in flux," much of which is "a result of him not having much experience." What about happy birthday?

Getting ready to drop a few teaspoons of pure America into his crazy cake batter, Glenn Beck decided today to randomly poke fun at The Wall Street Journal's Thomas Frank. The crazy never ceases! Video inside.

Below are two photos a tipster sent from outside the building that will be demolished for the "Ground Zero Mosque." CNN's set-up shows the building in the background. Fox's, yards away, gives the impression of being in Ground Zero. Consider.

Sharron Angle, the far-right Senate candidate from Nevada whose ineptitude may keep Harry Reid in office, gave a hilarious interview to Fox News over the weekend explaining her selective media strategy: "We needed to have the press be our friend."

Bill O'Reilly is obsessed with Lady Gaga—this is fact (examples here). Tonight, O'Reilly spent a portion of his show discussing Gaga's refusal to cancel an Arizona show in protest of the state's controversial immigration law. More inside.

Fox News is moving to the front row of the White House Briefing Room, beating out Bloomberg and NPR to take an empty spot occasioned by the retirement of longtime Hearst reporter Helen Thomas. And the AP moved somewhere, too!

Sarah Palin hit Fox News Sunday to throw her support behind Arizona in its fight over the immigration law, adding that her pal Governor "Jan Brewer has the cojones that our President does not have" to deal with immigration.