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Reef Shark and Fish Act Like Oil and Water

Lisa Gagliardi · 02/15/11 10:50AM

Any fish with a healthy understanding of the food chain would choose to avoid a shark but to watch a group of fish act in unison is almost an art form.

Is This the End of the World?

Richard Lawson · 01/05/11 04:15PM

The new year has arrived and it is awful, what with bird/fish/crab death, floods, freezing temperatures, and zombie ex-Vice Presidents. So let's just put it all out there and list the reasons why this is already the worst year ever.

Watch Bristol and Sarah Palin Beat Halibut to Death

Matt Cherette · 11/21/10 11:29PM

On tonight's episode of Sarah Palin's Alaska, she and daughter Bristol went commercial halibut fishing. During their trip, both ladies got the chance to kill their very own fish with a club—how cute! Watch the (graphic) video inside.

And Now, a Demonstration of How To Catch Fish With Your Penis

Annie Fleming · 09/20/10 02:23PM

In this video occasional nature documentarian Gavin McInness shows you how to catch a fish using nothing but a human worm. Sounds simple enough, but the real trick is in properly unhooking the fish after capture. Instructions below:

Asian Carp Infest Great Lakes, Rednecks Attack

Ena Brdjanovic · 09/07/10 12:01PM

Asian carp are infesting the Great Lakes at such a high volume that they're endangering lucrative salmon and trout populations. The region, which relies heavily on its fishing industry, is trying anything and everything to get rid of them.

You Could Be Eating This 'Frankenfish' in 18 Months

Max Read · 08/26/10 01:47AM

Hey, America: Time to get excited! Why? Because a year and a half from now you could be eating the very first genetically-modified animal approved for public consumption: The AquAdvantage® salmon! Assuming it passes the approval process, which began Wednesday.

FDA: Don't Worry About Chemical Dispersants and Gulf Seafood

Jeff Neumann · 08/07/10 01:10PM

Now that BP's oil well is plugged, government scientists can start looking at what 1.8 million gallons of the chemical dispersant Corexit did to the environment, and seafood in the Gulf of Mexico. The FDA says don't sweat it!

Fish 'Mustache' May Be Used for Fish Oral Sex

Max Read · 06/30/10 12:04AM

Why does the male Mexican molly fish have an 'extravagant moustache-like structure' on its top lip? German and American scientists may have discovered the answer: Because female fish dig it. For oral sex.

Coming Soon, Maybe: Genetically Engineered Frankenfish

Jeff Neumann · 06/26/10 11:51AM

The FDA is "seriously considering" approval for a new genetically engineered salmon that grows at twice the normal rate. Yes, AquAdvantage® Fish will revolutionize the way American's eat sketchy, lab grown food. Also being developed: Pigs that shit less-toxic shit.