A fish in the Connecticut River found near a Vermont nuclear plant tested positive for strontium-90. Authorities think it's fine: All living things are contaminated with trace amounts of strontium-90 because of 1950s weapons testing and Chernobyl. Phew. [AP]

We're not sure if this is The Most Annoying Billboard Ever Erected, but it does prove one thing: You, the consumer, will never tire of animatronic fish singing catchy songs in an effort to sell you something. Never. [Copyranter]

If you play this trout's song backwards, it contains demonic messages. Played normally it's merely ridiculous.

Birth control pills being flushed down toilets are creating a "toxic stew" that turns male fish in the Potomac River into an intersex species who carry eggs in their testes. 90% of DC's drinking water comes from the river.

This cat hilariously slips around the transparent ice trying to catch the goldfish swimming under it.

The guys over at Atom have just released another hilarious parody video. This time, they're targeting the ultra manly men of The Deadliest Catch. A word of warning: this involves quite a bit of fish punching.

Brooklyn fish market (and big NYC sushi supplier) a hotbed of racist, male-on-male harassment, allegedly.

Capitol Hill is hosting "what could be the largest gathering of American shark-attack survivors to date," with shark victims demanding Congress act immediately to destroy the vicious serial killers of the sea. Wait, no, they want to save sharks?

God, it's hard enough to convince someone to buy and consume a product called "John West Tuna&Beans." This ad just makes it harder. Everyone involved in this product's conception, manufacturing, or advertising should be fired.

Some people really hate PETA: for fighting monkey ads, using dead people for PR, and, sometimes, being as dumb as their animal friends. We want to like them! For example, they're nice to fish:

Well. The Times sent some poor stringer to ask about salmon diseases at some port in Chile. Fun gig! One can understand why he was maybe inclined to get his interviews done and get the hell out. Fish smells gross! Still, he might've wanted to ask around a bit more after his interview with the "port director." He might've learned that that guy was, in fact, the security guard. "Had The Times been aware of his actual position at the time, it would not have cited him as an authority on the contents of the bags, which were labeled medicated food." Well heck, why didn't the Times just say "the port director might've said" and saved themselves the trouble of getting that pretend expert opinion? Text of the correction below.