Rachel Zoe's trusty gay sidekick (and total dreamboat) Brad Goreski has tendered his resignation as Zoe's style director. The split is amicable, unlike when she dumped stylist Taylor Jacobson. We guess this means Brad's getting his own show.

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In your explosive Wednesday media column: a new book will re-ignite the Danish Muhammad cartoon controversy, Tom Florio goes to IMG, the WSJ celebrates itself, Lucky is coming for your kids, and everyone hates the media, still.

Conservative provocateur James O'Keefe crossed the line and became a full-on creep, today. His latest prank: Luring and attempting to trap a "hot blonde" CNN reporter on a "pleasure palace" boat filled with dildos and sex toys.

Disneyland has resolved the big controversy over its "no Muslim headscarves on employees" rule: workers can wear the hijab, as long as it's covered by a company-issued jaunty blue beret. Cruel. Would they make Christians wear that? Yes? Wow. [NYDN]

Mark Zuckerberg has received a very serious, very real business overture from rapper Snoop Dogg, who tweeted that he'd like to buy a professional sports team with the Facebook co-founder. Think hard on this, Mark. Snoop is pretty convincing.

The Democrats' 1988 presidential candidate, Michael Dukakis, who's familiar with a determined GOP attack machine, recently "popped in" to the White House to go over midterm strategy with the president's aides. About time "The Duke" came to the rescue!

Captain Phil Harris died earlier this year and now Sig Hansen and brothers Johnathan and Andy Hillstrand are leaving Discovery hit Deadliest Catch amid a messy contract dispute. Will there be any crab fisherman left to film once they're gone?

Mr. Mariah Carey seeks sponsors for his birthday party. Paris Hilton "quits the club scene." Liza Minnelli celebrates photo retouching. Lindsay Lohan gets a job. Wednesday gossip will get you through the hump of the week.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Unless what happens in Vegas is that a glass-encased, concave hotel creates a "death ray" of concentrated sunlight and burns a guest. This is something everyone should know about.

Love Justin Bieber, but hate how the only way you can show your love is through tweeting about him incessantly? Soon you will be able to buy Justin Bieber dolls! And Justin Bieber bedding! Just in time for Christmas.

Forgive us this moment of nerdery, but we are pretty excited about news that the entire Star Wars series will be re-released in 3D, starting in 2012. The bad news: They're staring with The Phantom Menace [THR via NYMag]

Gawker got an unexpected shoutout on Jeopardy! this evening. In an attempt at relevance, one of the categories on the show was "Blogs & Bloggers." And Gawker was an answer! (Question? Whatever.) Check it out below.

A New York City traffic agent was savagely beaten in the Bronx this morning while trying to give a double-parked car a ticket. He's now in the hospital with a fractured skull.

It was looking like News Corp. might lose Wall Street Journal stars Walt Mossberg and Kara Swisher, who host a lucrative conference for the company. But the pair are staying and swimming in money. Credit a well-timed overture from AOL.

The Supreme Court decided today that it will consider if dearly departed model and reality star Anna Nicole Smith should get part of her oil tycoon husband's billion-dollar estate. The funny thing about this case is everyone involved is dead.

[At the Tokyo premiere of Knight and Day, Japanese toddlers make their opinion of Tom Cruise known. Image via Splash, screaming babies first noted by DListed. Click to enlarge.]

Just call it "Beverly Hills, 9021-Obama Is A Socialist." Last weekend, famous crooner and national spokesman for the 60 Plus Association Pat Boone launched a "Beverly Hills Tea Party."

According to new Census Bureau data, rent in the San Jose area is the most expensive in the country followed by the San Francisco, D.C., San Diego, and L.A. areas. That means New Yorkers must officially stop bitching about rent.

White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel is the actual most terrifying human in America, but the people renting his Chicago home don't give a shit: They're refusing to move out early for his return. When will Emanuel stab them?