Even from rehab, Demi competes with Miley for the Disney Girls Gone Wild crown. Britney's creepy ex might be stalking Lindsay. Natalie Portman might hate Mila Kunis. Diddy's burning woman must cut off her hair. TGIFriday gossip.

French Vogue editor Carine Roitfeld has long been rumored to be the one who would replace Anna Wintour, whenever the day came. Looks like that won't happen: Roitfeld just announced she's quitting her job.

Now, instead of hiring them, he just chats with them online. This actress loves busting up celebrity couples, and this actor is in rehab. Now that he's sober there probably won't be any more blind items about him. Boring!

Are you looking forward to experiencing strong feelings of rage, or possibly schadenfreude, as you learn how much money Wall Street bankers made this bonus season? Sorry; Morgan Stanley's CEO will keep it all quiet, using nothing but frightening threats.

Just in time for Christmas, Boca Raton's Town Center Mall today will unveil a new gold ATM machine! It's a great idea because "gold has a place in everyone's portfolio," according to a Florida gold trader. Gold To Go!

A remote-controlled drone owned and operated by the government of Mexico crashed "in someone's backyard" near El Paso last week. What was it doing there?

Our government's idiotic war on Wikileaks extends even to America's tiny presence in Antarctica. A memo sent to all Americans in Antarctica effectively censors Wikileaks material from the entire continent. Can't tip off the penguins about our secret plans!

"SM" has a rare brain condition that's wiped out her amygdala—thought to be the brain's fear center. Researchers put her in a bunch of frightening situations but didn't scare her once. Sounds like the most fun study ever.

Yesterday, we introduced you to Facebook's new face-recognition feature. Today, hints emerge of yet another new feature called "memories". What is Facebook's "memories," and how will it help us embarrass ourselves on the Internet?

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange is chilling at an English manor, but he isn't out of the woods: He says an espionage indictment from a U.S. "secret grand jury" is coming, and there's even talk of a Bradley Manning plea deal.

People have been using the online movie maker Xtranormal to all kinds of delightful ends—see this video about getting a career as a journalist—and here's one that points out bad behavior from restaurant customers.

Jersey Shore brawler JWOWW is best known for beating the crap out of people and wearing clothing that even hookers would find offensive. She appeared at an event last night looking gorgeous and chic. What a disappointment!

It's sad that the debate over repealing "Don't Ask Don't Tell" may be over, and we'll stop hearing comically bizarre arguments against repeal. So let's savor Rep. Louis Gohmert's theory of gays and imperial decline, while we still can.

As tonight marks the last broadcast of CNN's long-running Larry King Live, we thought once again share with you our moving compilation of some of crazy ancient LK's greatest moments. Watch and remember and then say goodbye tonight. Sigh.

Because of high winds and frigid temperatures, the spray of Lake Erie has turned this Ohio lighthouse into an icicle. It looks like the frozen palace in Doctor Zhivago. If you're feeling chilly today, be happy this isn't your home.

Just a reminder that a world of romantic possibility awaits you at Gawker Dating. Don't be shy! Lots have people have already posted and are eagerly awaiting your reply. Consult helpful tips and jump on in! The water's fine.

It shouldn't be surprising that rich people hire decorators to deck their halls with Christmas decoration, but the details, lavishness, and pervasiveness of it are staggering. Think about that as you hang your three ornaments on your $10 tree.

Julian Assange, the founder of the world's most notorious secret-sharing operation, has some embarrassing documents in his own past. We've obtained a series of emails detailing his stalkery courtship of a teenager in his pre-Wikileaks days.

Now that the House has passed a stand-alone version of the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" repeal, the only question remaining is how the Senate will screw this up. The votes are there! Right there! Don't go murmuring about "time" restraints!

There are two types of foodies—the type of normal person who just likes a really good meal and the affected, hoity-toity, proselytizing snob. When the cooking monkeys raided four Manhattan eateries all the snobs came out to play.