Wet Seal is selling a T-shirt that reads, "If Your Single, So Am I." We've all been known to make typos, but didn't the company check the shirt before manufacturing thousands of them? Not that illiterate teenagers care either way.

MTV has confirmed that Jersey Shore producers are scouting locations in Italy to film the fourth season of the show. They've even lined up some of Vinny's relatives to host. In the future, reality television will be America's only export.

Now that Republicans have gained a modicum of power in the United States Congress, it's time for them to recklessly interfere with local Washington politics! What's on the agenda? Banning gay marriage in the nation's capital, of course.

While a bun's in her oven, her husband is cooking with another celeb. This Olympian is carrying drunk girls home, and this star is upset about a comedian's joke. Remember, being famous is no laughing matter!

Lindsay Lohan gets a "tripped out effect" from sunglasses lined with flashing lights. James Franco has a sex tape. Rihanna's purported lesbian lover speaks. Montana Fishburne pretends to drink bleach. Tuesday gossip is a rave.

Is your child going to be a drug-addicted criminal? Thanks to the powers of science, you can now find out, years in advance!

Like all real Americans, Texas' Republican Gov. Rick Perry hates government bailouts. He even started a petition called "No Government Bailouts"! So it's awkward that his state balanced its budget almost entirely thanks to the federal government's stimulus program.

Click to viewDid you know there's a "supervolcano" underneath Yellowstone National Park? It covers some 925 square miles and it just "took a deep 'breath,'" causing the ground to rise 10 inches in some places. Is it going to erupt?

Google made waves today with software that purports to banish ad tracking cookies. In reality, virtually no one will use the software, it doesn't banish ad tracking cookies, and Google itself is the leading tracker to begin with.

Bristol Palin confirmed the rumor that she's dating a 20-year-old Alaskan pipeline worker. "Tripp loves him," the winsome lass of the northern tundra (and Arizona desert!) said. Quick, somebody figure out the new guy's name and raid his Facebook page.

Less than two weeks after checking into rehab at Dr. Phil's insistence, golden-voiced former homeless man Ted Williams has checked himself out against medical advice. This isn't the happy ending everyone was hoping for when this story started.

Ex-Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty will be running for president soon, so this exciting new clip must be his "hype video." It's shot in ultra-widescreen and feels like one of those summer blockbusters where movie stars fight aliens. It's hilarious.

Doritos posted two gay-themed commercials from a contest the junk food company held for potential Super Bowl commercials. What do you think of these spots? Are they good-natured fun or mildly homophobic?

Jared Lee Loughner, the 22-year-old accused of attempting to assassinate Rep. Gabrielle Giffords and killing several others in a mass shooting spree in Arizona earlier this month, pleaded not guilty in federal court in Phoenix on Monday.

Former Virginia Sen. George Allen, who was considered an early Republican frontrunner for the 2008 presidential election until he started throwing around obscure racial slurs in his failed 2006 Senate reelection bid, wants his seat back. Hide, minorities!

Keith Olbermann has only been out at MSNBC for one weekend, but what will he do next? Some people on Facebook, Twitter and Daily Kos want him to run for Joe Lieberman's Connecticut Senate seat.

Tunisia has been epically chaotic lately, which is why we thought it was odd that the U.S. embassy there was closed on Martin Luther King Day. Now our ambassador there has found the time to write Gawker an angry letter.

Google's soon-to-be-ex CEO reportedly filmed a pilot for CNN as part of a year-long effort to find a TV job. The only problem: It was really, really bad.

Jersey Shore brawler JWOWW, the most important artist of our generation, has taken up painting once again. This time it's not still lifes and nude figures, but the walls of her house. Next stop: the Whitney! [via]

The mighty Bay State, home of the fightin' Red Sox and gay divorces, has the smartest, and thus best, kids in the nation. According to standardized test scores at least. And we all know those are always completely reliable!