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Parents: Stop Calling Your Kids All the Time
Adrian Chen · 07/05/11 01:02PMHow Many Secret Gays Are in the Herman Cain Campaign?
Jim Newell · 07/05/11 12:41PM
Presidential pizza man candidate Herman Cain has been having a mini-crisis amid his staffers — nowhere near the calamitous hilarity that's befallen Newt Gingrich, but bad enough for a couple of staffers in important states to quit their posts. What gives? Is the seat padding aboard the Cain Train a bit rough on the buttocks? For now, let's just blame the gays.
Film School: Still for Suckers
Hamilton Nolan · 07/05/11 12:18PM
Film school is the journalism school of people who can't write. It's a place where kids with vague dreams of "making projects" go to chill out for a few years and learn that you should never call a "film" a "movie." Then they come out and get a shitty job for little money that pays them purely in proximity to power.
Drunk Puppy Buying Plagues Manhattan Pet Stores
Maureen O'Connor · 07/05/11 11:54AMFinally, A Way To Do Your Grocery Shopping In the Subway
Adrian Chen · 07/05/11 11:08AMA South Korean grocery chain has launched "virtual grocery stores" which let customers buy groceries simply by scanning a code on a poster in the subway. Because what could be a more appetizing place to purchase food than the subway?
Resolved: Justin Bieber Doesn't Sell Magazines
Hamilton Nolan · 07/05/11 10:43AMKelly Ripa Is Speculating About the Size of Regis Philbin's Penis
Brian Moylan · 07/05/11 10:36AMEllen Pompeo Hides in the Bushes, Crying, at a Party
Maureen O'Connor · 07/05/11 10:20AMWhich Actress Is Sending Out Pictures of Her Naked Lover?
Brian Moylan · 07/05/11 10:04AMFace It, the Transformers Have Won
Richard Lawson · 07/05/11 09:51AMDavid Duke Is Considering a White House Bid
Jeff Neumann · 07/05/11 07:15AM
The current field of 2012 GOP presidential candidates is pretty boring. You've got several grouchy old men, a pizza magnate, and a walking anal sex joke. So why not a white supremacist? Sure, the GOP has noted xenophobes like Newt Gingrich and Ron Paul, but they lack the panache of an openly racist candidate. But that could soon change, as 1990s throwback David Duke prepares to embark on a tour of 26 states to feel out his chances of putting the "white" back in the White House.
The Not-So-Great Suitcase Escape
Seth Abramovitch · 07/05/11 02:45AMPenis Size Related to Length of Index and Ring Fingers
Seth Abramovitch · 07/05/11 01:05AM
Finding a way to assess a man's penis size with all of his clothes on has long been the holy grail of, well, anyone with a vested interest in penis size. The old standbys — hand, foot and nose sizes — have been discredited as viable indicators, the LA Times reports. (Though I'm not so sure if I buy that.) But a team of Korean researchers think they have at last unlocked the elusive Hung Code, and the answer lies in comparing the lengths of the index and ring fingers.
Watch the Macy's Fourth of July Fireworks Grand Finale
Matt Cherette · 07/04/11 09:47PMTonight, the 35th annual Macy's Fourth of July fireworks display lit up New York City as 40,000 shells were fired off from half a dozen barges in the Hudson River. NBC aired the show live for those not in Manhattan. But because nobody watches NBC, here's video of the grand finale for your visual pleasure.













