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America's Fanciest Pharmacy

Richard Lawson · 07/05/11 01:18PM

A new branch of Duane Reade, the New York City-based drugstore owned by Walgreens, is opening on Wall Street and it is the largest Duane Reade ever built. Thrillingly, its massive size (22,000 square-feet) is matched in elegance and amenities.

Parents: Stop Calling Your Kids All the Time

Adrian Chen · 07/05/11 01:02PM

Everyone who came of age in the post-cell phone era had a friend whose parents called them every five minutes to "check in" and/or yell at them about cleaning their room. Stop doing that, parents: You're hurting your relationship with your kid.

How Many Secret Gays Are in the Herman Cain Campaign?

Jim Newell · 07/05/11 12:41PM

Presidential pizza man candidate Herman Cain has been having a mini-crisis amid his staffers — nowhere near the calamitous hilarity that's befallen Newt Gingrich, but bad enough for a couple of staffers in important states to quit their posts. What gives? Is the seat padding aboard the Cain Train a bit rough on the buttocks? For now, let's just blame the gays.

Film School: Still for Suckers

Hamilton Nolan · 07/05/11 12:18PM

Film school is the journalism school of people who can't write. It's a place where kids with vague dreams of "making projects" go to chill out for a few years and learn that you should never call a "film" a "movie." Then they come out and get a shitty job for little money that pays them purely in proximity to power.

Finally, A Way To Do Your Grocery Shopping In the Subway

Adrian Chen · 07/05/11 11:08AM

A South Korean grocery chain has launched "virtual grocery stores" which let customers buy groceries simply by scanning a code on a poster in the subway. Because what could be a more appetizing place to purchase food than the subway?

Ellen Pompeo Hides in the Bushes, Crying, at a Party

Maureen O'Connor · 07/05/11 10:20AM

It was Ron Perelman's party, and Ellen Pompeo cried even though she didn't want to. Daniel Radcliffe was "reliant" on alcohol. Nicki Minaj's cousin was murdered. Andrew Keegan might have been tased. Tuesday gossip is troubled.

Which Actress Is Sending Out Pictures of Her Naked Lover?

Brian Moylan · 07/05/11 10:04AM

This big name actress accidentally texted her husband a picture of her naked lover. This baseball player is cruising for ladies on Craigslist. This actor likes to get orally serviced at his movie premieres. All this and a bunch of blind items revealed!

Face It, the Transformers Have Won

Richard Lawson · 07/05/11 09:51AM

Fireworks weren't the only things exploding this weekend, as Michael Bay's latest disaster trundled into theaters and connected big-time. Meanwhile, two oldsters sputtered out and three youngsters fared just OK.

David Duke Is Considering a White House Bid

Jeff Neumann · 07/05/11 07:15AM

The current field of 2012 GOP presidential candidates is pretty boring. You've got several grouchy old men, a pizza magnate, and a walking anal sex joke. So why not a white supremacist? Sure, the GOP has noted xenophobes like Newt Gingrich and Ron Paul, but they lack the panache of an openly racist candidate. But that could soon change, as 1990s throwback David Duke prepares to embark on a tour of 26 states to feel out his chances of putting the "white" back in the White House.

The Not-So-Great Suitcase Escape

Seth Abramovitch · 07/05/11 02:45AM

19-year-old Maria del Mar Arjona tried to break her husband out of a Mexican prison during a conjugal visit by stuffing him inside a suitcase and rolling him out of jail.

Penis Size Related to Length of Index and Ring Fingers

Seth Abramovitch · 07/05/11 01:05AM

Finding a way to assess a man's penis size with all of his clothes on has long been the holy grail of, well, anyone with a vested interest in penis size. The old standbys — hand, foot and nose sizes — have been discredited as viable indicators, the LA Times reports. (Though I'm not so sure if I buy that.) But a team of Korean researchers think they have at last unlocked the elusive Hung Code, and the answer lies in comparing the lengths of the index and ring fingers.

Watch the Macy's Fourth of July Fireworks Grand Finale

Matt Cherette · 07/04/11 09:47PM

Tonight, the 35th annual Macy's Fourth of July fireworks display lit up New York City as 40,000 shells were fired off from half a dozen barges in the Hudson River. NBC aired the show live for those not in Manhattan. But because nobody watches NBC, here's video of the grand finale for your visual pleasure.

The Week in Celebrity Snapshots

Matt Cherette · 07/04/11 07:40PM

Every day, celebrities across the world are followed and photographed by the omnipresent paparazzi, often to entertaining results. From Taylor Momsen in London to Julia Roberts in Los Angeles to Lady Gaga in Taiwan, here are some of the more amusing shots from the past week.

Some Fireworks Safety Tips for Tonight

Max Read · 07/04/11 03:27PM

Happy Independence Day, America! And what better way to celebrate President Whitmore's famous speech than with fireworks? But please, be safe! We've collected some important fireworks safety tips here. Print out several copies and bring them to your barbecue! It's a great way to make friends.

Renegade Kobabayshi Sets World Hot Dog Eating Record

Max Read · 07/04/11 12:59PM

Takeru Kobayashi, who refuses to sign an exclusive contract with "Major League Eating," set a world hot dog eating record (at an independent event) by consuming 69 in ten minutes. Joey Chestnut won the official Nathan's contest with 62. [NYDN]

Toddler Falls Ten Stories, Is Caught by Passer-By

Max Read · 07/04/11 11:22AM

How are your baby-catching skills? Probably not as good as those of Wu Juping, a 32-year-old Chinese woman who apparently caught ("bare-handed," according to state news agency Xinhua) a two-year-old girl who'd fallen from a tenth-floor apartment.