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Behold the London Olympics' Creepy 'Brand Exclusion Zone'
Adrian Chen · 05/24/12 05:34PMNicole Kidman Will Semi-Erotically Pee on Zac Efron in Actual Scene from Actual Movie that Is Real
Max Read · 05/24/12 04:17PMClockwork ballerinas Nicole Kidman and Zac Efron are starring in a new movie called The Paperboy, directed by Precious' Lee Daniels; it just premiered at Cannes, and Vulture's Kyle Buchanan saw it. Tell us, Kyle, what was the best part? Was it... the part where Nicole Kidman pees all over Zac Efron?
How Your TED Talks Get Made
Adrian Chen · 05/24/12 11:06AMThe internet is enraptured by those knowledge suppositories known as TED talks. Mostly because the slick 18-minute YouTube lectures about Big Ideas let procrastinating office workers pretend they're doing something productive by watching them. But how are TED talks made? Here is a peek inside the searing forge fire mind of a TED presenter.
Here Is the Funniest and Creepiest Stock Video of All Time
Max Read · 05/24/12 10:23AMThe Tyranny of Differently-Priced Salon Services for Men Is Over
Hamilton Nolan · 05/23/12 10:54AMToday, in the year 2012, long after Martin Luther King Jr. and all those other guys marched and stuff, there still exists, right here in New York City, the type of discrimination that would have made Sojourner Truth stand up and say, "I don't think so!" [Pause for laughter.] That's right: salons are charging dudes different prices than women, for stuff, sometimes.
Hate-Filled Human Pustule Condemns Insensitivity of Everyone Else
Hamilton Nolan · 05/22/12 08:46AMIf I were to pick one person who should be the proper judge of all the world's morality, I would pick cheap tabloid columnist Andrea Peyser, who hates gays, Muslims, and minorities with the same fervor that she loves lurid sexual innuendo. She just seems like the best choice, to pass judgment on those who she deems to be insensitive. I don't see any problems with that.
Jerry Seinfeld Reminisces About the Old Days on Watch What Happens Live
Matt Toder · 05/21/12 11:50PMAndy Cohen is the kind of powerful television executive who gives himself a weekly talk show and then promotes that talk show to five days a week. Andy Cohen is also the kind of powerful television executive who brings his famous friends on his talk show. Tonight those friends were Jerry Seinfeld and Matthew Broderick. Here, Jerry reminisces about his first Tonight Show appearance, early Seinfeld press photos and other tidbits about the heyday of the show.
Anonymous Claims Massive Leak of U.S. Department of Justice Data
Adrian Chen · 05/21/12 02:51PMThe Wonderful Flaws of Insane Shelter Dogs
Hamilton Nolan · 05/21/12 12:53PMVerlyn Klinkenborg's 'The Rural Life,' Unplugged
Hamilton Nolan · 05/21/12 08:45AMOh tra la, fiddle dee dee, dance 'round all of the Maypoles, for Verlyn Klinkenborg hath taken pen in hand to scratch out yet another dispatch from the mild climes of rural America, which is mightily preferable to the indignities of the city, where all of Verlyn Klinkenborg's readers live. This week's fascinating topic: lawns. We got our hands on the rough draft, before the cityfied editors ruined Verlyn's vision.
Why Michael Ginsberg Is the New Hero of Mad Men
Matt Toder · 05/20/12 01:15PMWatch Kristen Wiig Bid An Emotional Adieu to Saturday Night Live
Matt Toder · 05/20/12 07:15AMIt had been rumored for a few months that several key cast members would be departing SNL at the end of the season and last night, the season finale, confirmed that Kristin Wiig will definitely be leaving the show. Here is her goodbye.
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Matt Toder · 05/19/12 02:15PMCommunity As We Know It Is Over
Matt Toder · 05/18/12 11:38PMNews just broke that Sony has not extended the contract of Community showrunner Dan Harmon. Instead of signing him for two years at the end of season 2, as is customary, Harmon and Sony agreed to a one year deal and now that Community has been renewed, Harmon is out. Somewhere in Southern California, Chevy Chase is smiling.
Bill Maher Has No Interest In Your Bullshit Religious University
Matt Toder · 05/18/12 10:31PMIt's graduation time and that means various notables are giving commencement addresses like nobody's business. Last week, Mitt Romney spoke at Liberty University, which provided Bill Maher with a jumping off point on tonight's Real Time. I know this is gonna shock you, but Maher isn't a big fan of any part of it.
Prison Rape: Still Not Funny
Hamilton Nolan · 05/18/12 11:01AMThe U.S. Justice Department has issued a new set of guidelines designed to stem prison rape, which "may afflict one out of every 10 prisoners," according to the NYT. The guidelines are mostly basic standards of staffing, planning, and other common-sense measures. But I submit to you that the following bit of the overview is as bracing a section as you're likely to find in a government report:
The 'Rich Guy Play Toy' Future of Newspapers
Hamilton Nolan · 05/17/12 10:37AMMedia General is a chain of small-ish newspapers across America. Not a particularly prestigious or savvy chain of newspapers, and the company's value has been nosediving off a cliff for the past five years along with most of the rest of the newspaper industry. But! Media General has now been purchased by Mr. Warren Buffett. And just like that, this mediocre little newspaper chain becomes the embodiment of the industry's future.
Coffee Drinkers Live Longer. Who Cares, Really?
Hamilton Nolan · 05/17/12 09:10AMA new study in the New England Journal of Medicine found that over a 13-year period studied, there "was a significant inverse association between coffee consumption and mortality," meaning that people who drank coffee had a lower risk of death, particularly from "heart disease, respiratory problems, strokes, injuries and accidents, diabetes and infections."
CBS Is Still Trying to Convince You It Isn't Just a Network for Old People
Matt Toder · 05/16/12 11:58PMCBS, the last of the four networks to hold one, had its upfront today. Even though it is the most watched network, it still wants to prove that it isn't just for old people or the people who love the Big Bang Theory, with the result sometimes being How I Met Your Mother and other times being 2 Broke Girls. What does CBS have up its sleeve this year? Let's take a look.