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New York Post Accuses Cory Booker of Being a Big Fatty
J.K. Trotter · 09/03/13 10:05AMWeight loss newsletter the New York Post has taken notice of maybe-gay Newark mayor and U.S. Senate contender Cory Booker's recent weight gain gross pudginess, as evidenced by a recently snapped photo of Booker, sans heavy jacket, walking leisurely along a boardwalk near the beach (like a big ol’ fatty):
Kate Middleton Is Having a Girl Because She Is Fat, Says Doctor
Caity Weaver · 07/17/13 03:13PMKate Middleton: she’s fat! Got a fat face stretched across a marshmallow head, perched atop a neck made of a stack of quarters (if we’re keeping everything to scale) that's connected to a potato body. Why’s she being all fat all the time? According to some random doctor, it's because Kate Middleton is pregnant with a daughter, who is already mean girling her from the inside.
Chris Christie Admits to Weight-Loss Surgery
Max Read · 05/07/13 07:46AMPresenting the Most Awkward Moment from Lance Armstrong's Oprah Interview: His Failed Fat Joke
Caity Weaver · 01/18/13 01:45PMLast night, Oprah Winfrey hosted the first installment of Better Know a Psychopath, with special guest Lance Armstrong.
Revised List of Fattest States Reveals Which States Are Pretty and Cool, Which States Have Great Personalities
Caity Weaver · 08/14/12 10:08AMGood News: BMI Measurements Are Whack. Bad News: Oh My God, We Are Even Fatter Than We Thought.
Caity Weaver · 04/03/12 11:00PMSitting Actually Makes Your Fat Ass Fatter
Brian Moylan · 12/05/11 11:20AMThe Saddest Fat-Shaming Ever: Flabby Politicians Zing Each Other
Maureen O'Connor · 09/06/11 05:16PMMarriage Scientifically Proven to Make Women Fat
Brian Moylan · 08/22/11 02:32PMThere Are 5 Fast Food Places for Every Grocery Store in America
Maureen O'Connor · 08/12/11 01:18PMAccording to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, 23 million Americans live in "food deserts," low-income areas without "ready access" to grocery stores. This, however, is not why Americans are so fat, according to a University of North Carolina study of long-term eating habits and summarized in The Week:
Half of Men Would Dump Their Girlfriends for Getting Fat
Maureen O'Connor · 07/26/11 12:18PMFatty Foods Get You High
Max Read · 07/06/11 09:32PMStudy: Eating Potato Chips Makes You Fat
Jeff Neumann · 06/23/11 05:25AMThe results of a new study in the New England Journal of Medicine about weight loss will blow your mind. By analyzing the eating and exercise habits of 120,877 people over many years, doctors have concluded that downing a whole bag of potato chips makes you fat faster than just about anything else, ice cream and soda included.
Synthetic Frankenfood Oil Not a Diet Miracle After All
Hamilton Nolan · 06/21/11 04:26PMScientists Discover An Obesity 'Master Switch'
Seth Abramovitch · 05/15/11 09:34PMA half-billion people on the planet, or 1 in 10, are obese, and despite Beyoncé's best efforts, that number is growing. Many of them will go on to develop obesity-linked illnesses, like heart disease and diabetes. But the dotted line between the two has never been fully understood — until now. Scientists in England have isolated the gene that acts as the body's "master switch."