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The Fashion World Is on the Cusp of Forgiving John Galliano
Brian Moylan · 11/14/11 07:17PMJay-Z Not Selling His Controversial 'Occupy All Streets' Shirts Anymore
Lauri Apple · 11/12/11 05:07PMTerry Richardson Fulfills His Fantasy of Making Out With Himself
Brian Moylan · 11/10/11 02:28PMOf all the awful things you can say about sleezy fashion photographer Terry Richardson, this has to be one of the worst. Here he is fulfilling his ultimate fantasy: making out with a woman who is dressed as Terry Richardson. This is like the narcissistic snake tossing his salad before eating his own tail.
Sarah Jessica Parker's Hat and Scarlett Johansson's Boobs Must Be Seen to Be Believed
Brian Moylan & Maureen O'Connor · 11/04/11 02:14PMWe take our hats off to Sarah Jessica Parker who wore the most insane contraption on her head. Check out the latest episode of Gawkerazzi as we make fun of Scarlett Johansson, Maggie Gyllenhaal and other stars with easier to spell names, and pick apart some celebrity Halloween costumes, too.
Accused Rapist Makes Jaunty Ascot from Prison Bedsheets
Maureen O'Connor · 11/03/11 05:26PM'America's Next Top Model' Now a Perfume Sold at Target
Maureen O'Connor · 10/28/11 12:59PMIt's Time to Stop Dressing Up Your Pets for Halloween
Leah Beckmann · 10/27/11 03:21PMAccording to Wendy Williams and this other lady whose parents must be very proud of her for becoming a "pet fashion stylist," it is very trendy and important to dress your dog up for Halloween because there are a lot of events you both should be attending.
'Latino Leather Trousers' Are 'Dark Tan'
Maureen O'Connor · 10/27/11 02:44PM'Occupy This': the Other Occupy Wall Street Trademark
Max Read · 10/27/11 02:08AMHow You Can Dress Like The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Brian Moylan · 10/26/11 10:35AMFashion Guru Who Painted Son's Toenails Leaves Husband for Lesbian Lover
Maureen O'Connor · 10/25/11 02:57PMThe Michele Bachmann Manicure Index
Maureen O'Connor · 10/25/11 01:15PMIs there is a relationship between Michele Bachmann's fingernails and her political significance? It seems that as Michele's popularity fluctuates, so too do the size and heft of her signature French tips. Come, let us embark on an exhaustive analysis of Michele Bachmann's cuticles, because, why not?
Here Are the Social Networking Sneakers You Didn't Know You Wanted
Seth Abramovitch · 10/21/11 02:22AMDo you "like" these Keds? Think they're #cute? Want to +1 pair to your sneaker collection? Well, unfortunately, you can't — not at the moment, at least. They're just concept kicks, created by graphic designer Lumen Bigott. They're also not-yet-available in Wikipedia, Flickr and YouTube styles. It's only a matter of time. (Click image to get a better look.) [Social Media Shoes by Lument Bigott via Copyranter]
New Zealand's Penguins in Dire Need of Fabulous Knits
Seth Abramovitch · 10/19/11 11:03PMThe Taurunga oil spill off the coast of New Zealand unleashed 2,500 barrels of heavy fuel into a fragile ecosystem, coating thousands of local seabirds in oil. This puts many of them — particularly the mind-meltingly adorable Little Blue Penguin — at serious risk of freezing and/or being poisoned to death. We know, we know. After today's news from Ohio, there's only so much animal suffering you can take. But you can actually help, particularly if you know how to knit.
10 Halloween Costumes to Avoid
Brian Moylan · 10/18/11 02:55PMEvery year there are those Halloween costume ideas that are topical and also easy to execute. That means at least one person at your Halloween party is going to have one of these costumes on. Don't be one of those cultural lemmings! If any of the following ideas are on your list, it's time to go back to the drawing board.
Painful High-Heels Are Like Orgasms on Your Feet
Lauri Apple · 10/18/11 04:59AMWomen don't just wear high-heels because we're suckers who will do anything for a man's attention, but because high-heels possess orgasmic potential, says would-be red-bottomed sole monopolist Christian Louboutin. Also, women are "happy to wear painful shoes," because our shoes help us express ourselves. At least one libido-pain shoe expert agrees.
Minnesota Company Maybe Didn't Make the 'Steve Jobs Sweater' After All
Lauri Apple · 10/16/11 11:25AMAfter Steve Jobs died, Bernhard Brenner—the founder of the Minneapolis-based clothing company Knitcraft—reportedly told the press that Knitcraft had manufactured the black St. Croix turtleneck sweaters beloved by the fashion iCon. Brenner claimed that Jobs sometimes called him up just to rave about his sweaters. Sales of St. Croix's $175 "Steve Jobs sweater" subsequently skyrocketed. But was it all BS?
Gap Stores Wither and Die: Bland Uniformity Suffers
Hamilton Nolan · 10/14/11 10:24AMSoldiers Are Metrosexuals Now
Hamilton Nolan · 10/13/11 10:38AMFollowing the U.S. Army's establishment of a wuss workout program and, more broadly, the year-long erosion of American masculinity, it's little wonder that our nation's fighting forces are now more concerned with eyebrow grooming than with removing the digits of enemy soldiers to bring home as souvenirs. Is America's metrosexual Army going to be able to endure the harsh skin-drying effects of the Middle Eastern climate?