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Report: Millennials Have Big Tits
Hamilton Nolan · 07/02/13 12:34PMKidult Lashes Back at Marc Jacobs Prompting Further Profiteering, Hats
Maggie Lange · 06/26/13 12:05PMZorro Masks and Cartoon Suits Are the Things in Style Now
Hamilton Nolan · 06/24/13 04:01PMBritish People Wearing Bonkers Headgear: An Explanation of Ladies Day
Maggie Lange · 06/20/13 03:12PMToday marked an annual ceremony called Ladies Day, when Royalty and their hangers-on gather to ostensibly attend a horse race in the small town of Ascot in England. The exclusive Royal Enclosure also requires attendees to adhere to particular fashion requirements, which prompt the question: Dear England, what the fuck is on your head?
Dolce and Gabbana Sentenced to Sexy Italian Jail
Caity Weaver · 06/19/13 01:46PMMom Punishes Tween by Turning Her into the Coolest Girl in School
Caity Weaver · 05/21/13 12:14PMSuri Cruise Is Not Designing a Fun Sexy Clothing Line for Children
Caity Weaver · 05/10/13 03:13PMLooks like America's children will continue dressing like derelicts and frumpalumps for the foreseeable future; Suri Cruise, the fashion goddess who could have made Sex and the City chic accessible for toddlers, is not designing an eponymous clothing line, despite several reports Friday to the contrary.
Yes, That's Right, Punk Is Dead (at the Costume Institute Gala)
Cord Jefferson · 05/06/13 07:25PMThe eyes of the fashion-conscious and celebrity-obsessed turn this evening to the annual Costume Institute Gala at New York's Metropolitan Museum of Art. To accompany the Institute's latest exhibit, "Punk: From Chaos to Couture," the gala's theme this year was punk rock, because what better way to celebrate the history of punk music than by inviting millionaires to compliment one another at an exclusive party.
Did a Fashion-CEO Friend of Bill Clinton Give His Match.com Date Herpes?
Adam Weinstein · 04/05/13 09:25AMIt's a story as old as love: You meet a gorgeous guy online who regales you with stories about his pal Bill Clinton over drinks at the Surrey Hotel. Heady with glee, you accompany this former CEO to the live jazz scene at the Carlyle. Roses, a driver, the whole she-bang. Date number two caps a lovely dinner with the Grammys back at your pad, and yeah, maybe you go back to his amazing apartment and agree to a little barebacking. A couple weeks later, instead of taking Paris together, you're alone with all of the penicillin.
'What Ali Wore': A Fashion Blog Dedicated to the Most Dapper Old Man on the Planet
Neetzan Zimmerman · 03/28/13 05:21PMThe Most Incorrect Theory About the Popularity of Beards
Hamilton Nolan · 03/15/13 10:20AMStores That Sell Nothing Are the New Stores That Sell Something
Hamilton Nolan · 03/12/13 08:43AMIn the olden days, if you wanted to buy some pants, you'd go to the clothing store (which was the same as the hardware store, and the pharmacy) and pick out some god damn pants, and buy them, and take them home. Now, thanks to wonders of technology, we live in a time when it is possible to go to the clothing store, pick out some god damn pants, and not buy them, because sir—sir?—I'm afraid those aren't for sale.
Tom Scocca · 03/07/13 09:11AM
Urban Outfitters Coming to Williamsburg; Williamsburg Finally Gonna Learn How to Dress Cool
Caity Weaver · 03/05/13 06:45PMYesterday, when Williamsburg revealed its designs for the old Domino sugar factory site, people marveled at the gleaming new towers planned for the waterfront, or, more specifically, the giant gaping holes planned inside them. If solid buildings were the past, empty space-buildings are the future. Everything seemed very cool and neat and, at the end of the day, who doesn't love sugar so what were we talking about?
Finally, Fashion's Night Out Is Over
Maggie Lange · 02/27/13 02:08PMAfter a very expensive four-year run, Fashion's Night Out is over (in the U.S.). Tastefully launched during the peak of the 2009 recession, FNO was initiated to encourage spending by setting up a DJ booth in a Victoria's Secret, giving you a glass of bad champagne, and steering you towards some designer-y clothes. By last year, FNO had spread to over 500 cities in the U.S. and 30 internationally.
Lindsay Lohan Borrowed a $1,750 Gown for a Party and Returned It Cut in Half
Caity Weaver · 02/20/13 06:24PMGoldschläger incarnate Lindsay Lohan has allegedly learned the hard way that, like dolls' hair and a child's limbs, expensive beaded frippery doesn't just grow back once you cut it off. She reportedly returned a borrowed floor length designer gown in "tatters," its bottom half roughly hacked off with scissors.