Not only are Uggs probably ruining your feet and, like, totally over, but now some doctors say they breed foot fungus that can seep into your toe nails and is hard to get rid of. Give them a rest, already!

Tumblr not only has an official fashion director, but the oh-so-hip blogging platform is sending 20 of its users to New York Fashion Week. If coolness was legal tender, Tumblr would be wiping the floor with Google right now. [Pic]

As we bid au revoir to French Vogue's controversial editor, Carine Roitfeld, let us spend a moment with the most controversial images from her final issue: kindergarteners in vampy lipstick and stilettos, languishing in bed and on a tiger-skin rug.

Vinny Guadagnino is launching his own T-shirt line and part of the proceeds will help anti-bullying initiatives. Who ever thought a bunch of Ed Hardy rip-offs would help someone? Now if only he could make The Situation stop bullying everyone...

The new must-have "ultimate accessory," for ladies: fruity booze, disguised as perfume. "Our point is not drink a lot to be glamorous - it's drink responsibly and in moderation and just be glamorous over all." Ohh, okay. [NYT]

Carine Roitfeld announced last week she was stepping down as editor-in-chief of French Vogue. Now there's speculation that she was fired by Conde Nast for taking advantage of her position and for pissing off luxury conglomerate LVMH. Guessing is fun!

Three years later, Naomi Campbell is defending wearing this series of couture outfits to performer her court-ordered community service for hitting her housekeeper in the head with a Vajazzled cell phone. The explanation is even worse than the act.

Today we looked at a young lady who deliberately wears fashion items she believes men find repellent. Many people assessed the validity of her claim, back and forth, back and forth, while one poor commenter was very confused.

Jersey Shore brawler JWOWW is best known for beating the crap out of people and wearing clothing that even hookers would find offensive. She appeared at an event last night looking gorgeous and chic. What a disappointment!

What is the point of "fashion?" The point of fashion is to repel men. Oh. Okay. Darn. This topic admittedly surpasses my understanding. Does it work, this fashion thing?

Is "layering" too hard to figure out? Not any more.

Because Swiss bankers are such notorious slobs, always showing up at work in old Metallica t-shirts and unwashed tighty-whiteys, UBS has issued its staff a 43-page (or possibly 52-page) dress code, covering them from fingernails to unmentionables.

33-year-old swimsuit designer Sylvie Cachay has been identified as the woman found dead in a bathtub at Manhattan's posh Soho House hotel. Just hours before her body was discovered she dumped her boyfriend, the privileged son of an Oscar-winning composer.

Multi-billion dollar fashion conglomerate Jones Apparel Group has a serious sicko on staff. Apparently someone keeps leaving used tampons in the office hallway and it's become such a problem that a top exec is sending out company-wide emails about it.

Even as marketers try to entice you to buy your loved one that diamond Lexus, they already know that Christmas spending this year will be a disappointment. The lone bright spot for America's forlorn retailers: jeggings.

Last night on Conan, a lucky audience member became the topic of choice for every guest. Joel McHale mocked Jesse's choice of clothes in a cruel way, prompting Tim Gunn to stick up for him when he came onstage.

It is time to check in on American Apparel, our most favorite near-bankrupt beauty-positive spandex-based fashion retailer. Employees are stealing! Employees are emailing us funny stories! And AA is trying to class up its porn!

Tonight, America's annual celebration of fluffy wings and rail-thin supermodels—aka the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show—aired. And while Victoria's "Angels" headlined the event, Katy Perry put forth her best effort with a, uh, voluptuous performance of "Firework." Watch inside.

According to at least one fashion blogger the Mankini—that strange hybrid men's bathing suit—is here to stay. Why is this idea patently ridiculous? Could this be just the thing that a new generation of men needs?

Fool America once with bullshit magic "Easytone" shoes that will fail to give you a perfect ass (unlike doing squats): shame on Reebok. Fool America twice with "Easytone" clothing with ludicrous "resistance band" "toning" pseudoscience: shame on America.